This show is doing fairly well in the ratings and I am hopeful there is a season two. I’d like to see all of the deck crew recast and all of the interior stay. It was a pleasant change to see the interior crew learn to be supportive of each other for a change. That said, despite the high ratings there is very little interest here. And Bravo doesn’t make it easy to find photos. Someone was kind enough to send me a couple of Twitter last week so I would not have to forage and Tiffany came in claiming one of them as hers making me realize (a) she doesn’t know how Twitter works or (2) understand that I am advertising the show she is on in an effort to get her a second season. So tonight, I’ll just use stick figures.
Already they are teasing us that Danny might get fired. I don’t fall for this routine anymore. The asshole guests are still on board. They have requested to “see less of Hannah.” In better news, we are finally in Mykonos.
I’ve never understood the point of cleaning the waterline of the boat while it’s in the water. Meanwhile one of the women left a use tampon on the floor for Tiffany to pick up. So disgusting.
I was just mesmerized by these douche charter guests for several minutes and forgot I was recapping. Julia and Ben are working their asses off while Danny stands around staring at the girls in bikinis posting for photos. This remind him he wants his phone back. The captain says Danny can have his phone back as long as it doesn’t leave his room. Let’s see how long that lasts.
We saw zero shots of Mykonos. The guests want to jet ski, but apparently they left the jet skis in Naxos, five hours away. Why would they do that? Aren’t they stowed on the yacht? This seems like a weird fake storyline to me.
Ben and Julia get into a random argument because the guests requested croissants. She sent a tinder to get some and in the meantime they asked for breakfast burritos in the interim. Ben makes Julia cry, but really I think she has just had enough of the rude guests.
Oh! I misunderstood. It’s ATVs not jetskis that they wanted. That makes a lot more sense.
Ben talks to Julia again and manages to make the situation worse. He lets us know he is indeed from a rich family and played sports with Prince William and Prince Harry. Seriously? He is offended that Julia said he had a snobbish demeanor and is classist. Truth hurts I guess. He is condescending more often than not. Ben still feels hurt and upset the next day. Ben is teary-eyed because being born rich is very hard and has such a stigma. This is why he left England and set out on his own. He really is crying.
The charter guests had this weird turn around in attitude after the ATV trip. Suddenly they love Hannah. Clearly we missed a lot.
I like this show but I can see why most places don’t recap it. There isn’t a whole lot to discuss.
Next week it’s on to Santorini! Ben and Tiffany have a makeout sesh and might hook up. Bobby and Julia fight.