I’m late for this RHOOC recap because I just did a rather personal blog where I relived a bad experience. I realized I had never told anyone that story before. I feel like I am writing my fucking memoirs here lately. WTF with all my oversharing? Am I dying?
Anyway, let’s check in with the ladies who live glamorous lives in Orange County an try to feel bad about their made up hangnail of the week. I can tell you know I am not in the mood. Is it okay if I just make it more of a discussion thread? KTHX.
I admire Tamra for her commitment to health. However, she is not doing this for herself. She is doing it to have some sort of control over her surroundings.
Heather wants you to know she is very rich. I do not care. She’s shallow and boring. No amount of money can buy you into being a good person. I get this is her storyline bullshit, but I doubt it is far from the truth of who she is.
Before I even watch this I have too say I remain #TeamVicki all the way and I cannot stand her daughter. So while I have your attention, I am biasED not “bias” when you send me nasty shit about my opinion. I bias is a line you cut fabric on. My comments are biased. Because, blogger.
That said, Vicki is being a retard about making the kids do the whole Goodnight Moon thing to each room. And how did I miss ANOTHER FUCKING ILLNESS STORYLINE ABOUT BRIANA? She is moving home not to be on TV but because of some medial issue? FML. I can’t stand Ryan.
I was reading an article on Conde Nast Traveler recently where the person said that she wished that all young people could be thrust in another culture they were not prepared for when they were young. Both Vicki and her daughter could have benefitted from this. They can’t even tolerate the smells of a different lifestyle while blasting through bitching about Oklahoma on the way to Orange County. I really feel sorry for them. Where are the shopping malls? Wow. It’s not that they are stupid people. They are just so focused on the microcosm of Orange County, and so globally unaware, (and shallow) that they have no idea there is a huge and fascinating world out there. It’s sad and depressing and part of what is wrong with the world right now.
Blah, blah, blah, Briana’s leg is infected. I have no idea what her surgery was for.
I am hoping to dislike Meghan less this season. I mean she was right about Brooks.
I can’t believe I ever liked her. Why does she let that one daughter wear horrific makeup on camera? What happened to parents who screamed at you to wash that shit off? And that was not on TV!
Kelly is a fucking mess. And I love her. Because aren’t we all? She offers to throw a beach party. Kelly gets Vicki’s issues. I like that too. But at the anti Vicki lunch, the other bitches are not feeling her.
But they all show up to her party.
In the lead up to the party Vicki says of Kelly, “I think she would have brought me a casserole.” It makes me wonder if Vicki has some southern roots somewhere. Because, while the casserole thing is a metaphor, it’s also not for those living in proximity to do so.
I loved Vicki’s comment about Kelly’s brother. I love LOVE LOVE Kelly’s house. I cannot imagine being that fortunate.
The Brooks shit starts up again. I won’t recap that. Vicki says she didn’t lie about cancer.
Tamra is in a blue dress in her talking heads. It is important to notice this, because of editing.
Vicki says she did not lie about Brooks.
Vicki begs for forgiveness (for what?) Tamra forgives her because she need camera time.
Next week: More Brianna ambiguous health scare. I just can’t.