It’s time to figure out what the hell is wrong with Danny. He’s tweeting so we know he didn’t die. It occurs to me that Captain Mark can’t really fire people as easily as Captain Lee because of all the issues with working visas in Europe. It would be very difficult to replace a member on this crew quickly.
It’s time to get Danny on the shore and a crew member has to go with him. Bryan suggests sending Jen instead of a stew and Captain Mark agrees. At least the nice ladies are still onboard. They have been perfect the entire charter. They asked Captain Mark to join them for their last dessert. The primary is extremely drunk. The ladies are all in bed by ten.
Danny has returned much too quickly and the Greek doctor has allegedly diagnosed him with gastroenteritis (aka stomach flu). You generally run to the bathroom often for a multitude of reasons with that. I’m back to thinking he is faking the hole thing. It was weird he seemed to have his own thermometer.
Ben convinces Danny to forfeit his tip because he didn’t work the charter at all. So he does. They got $1,800 US each.
The next charter is four couples with snotty attitudes. Ben and Hannah are still at odds. Ben finally agrees to write down the menu an hour before service. It’s not like he doesn’t write down or give the chief stew a menu when he does Caribbean charters. Why is he being a prick about this?
As soon as Danny returns to work, he is a total ass again. I hope the snotty charters bless Danny out for his chirpiness.
The charters are awful. So awful it has to be scripted. they sit on the bar instead of on the furniture and drink like fish.
The nauseating product placement for Titos is ridiculous.
The guys passed out and missed lunch for the most part. At dinner all they seem to want is vodka.
Bryan continues to be a dick to Jenn. All of these deck hands should probably be swapped out next season.
The guests didn’t even get of to go to Paros. That is the island I chose to visit when I was planning my Greek Isles vacation that never materialized. Greece can be a bit dicey, but it’s been SOOOO cheap lately.
The asshole charters who hate everything decide to extend their stay. They also want to go to Santorini. It’s a full day’s ferry ride between the two. Also they hate Hannah and want to see less of her. In order to do all of this they will stay two more nights with a 1 a.m. departure.
So we have to endure them for another full episode.
Next week: Julia make Ben cry! And we finally get some crew time on the island that is not in a bar!