Okay, here’s the situation. Janelle does a lot of stupid things on the Internet. And I was sent a photo where people are speculating that she is pregnant. I didn’t want to post the photo or make the whole Pregnant or Fat question. Because, fat shaming. And she is certainly not fat in the photo I am about to show you, but she has gained a few pounds.
I recall the asshole that is the Donut’s daddy making comments about her weight on Teen Mom Reunion, and maybe this is nothing and I don’t want to add to that discussion for sure.
Then I went to her Instagram. And saw the above photo with this comment by Janelle:
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE: One is before my two weeks on the (stupid tea ripoff) cleanse, one is after. 2 cups of tea a day (one morning, one at night), some light exercise, a little dedication and ta-da, this is the result. Very happy.
I also noticed she hasn’t posted any body shots for a couple of months and most of those are for the sham product that all the reality folks tweet about because they get paid to do it. None of them use it. Kenya Moore does it too and it bugs me. She works hard for her abs. Anyway, this post really got the Internet irritated and speculating she was hiding a pregnancy. Also the photo on the left is clearly from a previous pregnancy.
Which brings us to this photo that Barbara put online about Jace’s birthday party. Which if I am reading things right is very close to the donut’s birthday. And THIS RIGHT HERE is why I have a ban on any family function I go to. Everyone knows I will leave when the cameras come out so they are usually very kind about indulging me even though they think my Instagram ban is completely crazy.
Here is the unfiltered photo of Jenelle from yesterday. It’s everywhere and if I were Janelle I would be furious with Barb, mother or not. But that my just be my issue with photos. I’ve quit a job and abandoned some really great sex over photos.
But it is all the rage today on social media and everyone is asking if Jenelle is pregnant. I am leaning toward no. But then again, her “mystery illness” was found partly to be caused by her birth control pill so she was changing methods. And the new criminal really wants to spawn….so…what do you think?
Oh and the donut turned two this week. He got a drum set for his birthday so here is a gratuitous cute donut pic from his second birthday. Cutest baby ever?