Just a short Big Brother post to get you up to speed on tomorrow night’s eviction. As of this moment, Jozea still thinks he rules the house and tomorrow night will be a huge blindside. This almost never happens without the person getting evicted figuring things out, but the newbies are so stupid, we might have a shot at this.
Today, Victor, Jozea, Paul, Bronte and Natalie are all furious with James for a variety of stupid reason. Victor got pissed at him first because James pranked Corey by putting crushed crackers in his bed. Corey just laughed and brushed them out. This caused them to land in Victor’s bed and sent Vic into an unnecessary rage. He exchanged words with James. Then later APPARENTLY James told Natalie that Victor (who Natalie has a crush on) asked Nicole on a date. This info came from Bronte, who is an evil person playing a nasty game, so I’m not sure if this actually happened but she told Vic and Paul it did and started a huge drama.
Bronte is also irritated by the guys in her alliance, tentatively named Revolution. Vic and Paul take issue with her weird feminism that in her mind makes it entirely appropriate to constantly tell them to go away because the girls are talking. She is irritated with them because the don’t acknowledge that she knows as much about soccer and other “guy stuff.” as they do.
There are way too many showmances. Despite Bronte and Paul butting heads a lot today, they have a little flirtmance going on. Natalie is way into Victor. Nicole has a thing for Corey. Zak had a thing with Paulie and they even slept in the HOH bed with Nicole one night. The net morning, Day squashed that romance by telling Zak it would ruin her game and make her a shaky alliance member who could not be trusted to vote out Paulie if the 8 pack had to. We will see how long this breakup sticks. Meanwhile, Paulie is spending time with the other ladies.
Michelle and Bridgette are having a really hard time with the stupid pixel costumes. It’s been Bridgette’s time of the month so she is worried about spotting the costume. Michelle, the dietician had a meltdown about her body today. She says she is the fattest girl in the house and is worried she weighs 115 pounds. Michelle has allegedly spent a lot of time on Reddit, fat shaming people. She clearly has an eating disorder.
Bronte and Paul both made derogatory comments about Asians today when referencing James.
The footage of Jozea on the show tonight was a FRACTION of Jozea’s stupidity. It’s been a glorious study in narcissism and delusions. I actually think Jozea may be on the cusp of developing schizophrenia. It’s about the time that it develops in young men. I’m not kidding a Messiah complex is an actual symptom of a schizophrenia, he has also discussed his racing thoughts and exhibited delusions of grandeur. Just like Kanye West, who I have also diagnosed with it. 🙂
So at the veto meeting, Josea, leader of the newbies, Big Brother expert, genius extraordinaire did not know he had to make a speech. Apparently, he fucked it up so badly, it was not even shown tonight and I was totally looking forward to that!
TOMORROW NIGHT SHOULD BE AMAZING!