Time to take a look at last night’s Orange County. Let’s hope it is a little bit lighter than the mess we saw on Southern Charm last night. We left off with Vicki selecting Heather as the first stop on her apology tour.
Vicki didn’t really practice enough for this conversation. She needed to walk into this knowing what, if anything, she was willing to apologize for and stick to her story. She’s all over the place. She thought that “please forgive me” was going to be sufficient. Heather said she’d be happy to forgive Vicki if she knew what she was asking to be forgiven for.
Back on the interior, Jeana is encouraging the others to forgive Vicki. It’s a war on two fronts. And she is not making and forward motion. So she moves on to crying for our benefit to try to get us to forgive her.
Why is there a committee to vote on whether a fourth grader is too sick for school?
Kelly calls Vicki an invites her to lunch. Can someone take away Kelly’s black brow pencil that looks gray and give her a nice sable brown one? Thanks.
I don’t want to hear that a surgeon is out partying on a reality show until midnight and up and in surgery by four a.m.
The entire Dubrow family has worked in a Weekend By Bravo to the Turks and Caicos. That’s a long haul from L.A. for a weekend. But not for me! I need to renew my passport and head that way. That Miami airport, though! Looks like they stay at Beaches. These people live on the ocean. Why fly that far for a weekend with the kids?
Oh wait, her kid is not in jail yet? Sarah and Ryan are in the callng the cops on each other phase of their relationship. Tamra is pissed that Sarah is living in the house she picked out with Ava and Ryan is in an apartment. Don’t worry Tamra, Ryan will be in the big house soon enough.
Tamra is training hard for a fitness competition. Eddie is pissed that Ryan is never going to be able to pay the $8,000 back. Tamra is “friends” with Ava’s mom Sarah. This will probably not go well.
Shannon has the Titos promotional line this month. And then the lovely couple started discussing their bathroom issues and I was done.
Vicki is going to put all of her energy into her job.
Vicki and Kelly go to lunch. Vicki is just thrilled someone will film with her. It was probably a condition of Kelly’s contract. Still, I am glad we get to see Vicki. It wouldn’t be RHOOC without her. Besides she is paying me to write nice things about her along with Kristen from PumpRules, Kenya, Kathryn and well I forget who else. Basically, anyone who I am nice to here. Or so I am constantly told.
Vicki says that her last breakup (Brooks) was harder than both of her marriages. I think that is because she basically did the leaving in her marriages. It’s always hard when you are the one who isn’t done with the relationship yet.
And we have our illness for the season. It’s Briana. And I don’t want to hear about it. I got to the part where Vicki was using her fingers to show the size of the lymph nodes and I’m out.
Everyone except Vicki and Heather arrive at Meghan’s to do a kitchen demo. They can’t really swing a hammer on their lettuce diet. So instead, they opt to drink and gossip. Guess who they talk about?
Kelly knocks back a few and then tells the girls that she had lunch with Vicki. Kelly tells everyone that they were mean and standoffish to Vicki. So the women roll out a list of all the horrible things Vicki has done to them. Kelly makes Tamra cry by asking about her daughter in high school who lives with Simon. They have not had contact for two years. She graduates from High School this year. I think I saw a picture of Tamara at the graduation on Instagram.
Kelly says that she an Michael went through a nasty divorce proceeding (where Kelly got engaged to someone else) and then they decided to stay together for their daughter. Kelly is not really in love with her husband. Which was evident in this video. But now I can like her more because we know that she and Michael have worked out terms of their marriage that are not just like Ward and June Cleaver. She says he has Narcissistic Personality Disorder, diagnosed after a 72 hour hold. There really is no treatment for that other than therapy. Of course, Shannon is the first one with the judgmental face about Meghan’s marriage.
After this enlightening discussion, Kelly says, “Let’s go Whoop it Up!” Well I’ve made my decision on Kelly! I like her! Which means she will be sending me the big check soon too! WHOOO HOO!
Next Week: Brianna apparently decides to driver from Oklahoma to Orange County right after surgery with Vicki and the kids. Why doesn’t her husband do that? Meghan does her IVF shots on camera. Kelly has a beach party at her stunning house, and Vicki and Tamra get into it over Brooks.