I can’t believe I am actually watching this show, let alone recapping it, but I am intrigued by the Brandi Glanville we see on this show. We start with Jessica reading cards for Aubrey. It’s not a traditional reading though. Basically, she is just looking for confirmation that her ex is miserable. I’m going to assume he is thrilled to bits to be away from this bitch.
The group is about sex this week. I don’t believe anything the guys said. Brandi says she has friends with benefits. She doesn’t really get attached to them. Paulie has never been in love or made love. He really wants a real relationship. Sadly, he ends up hooking up with Aubrey. Paulie does say he feels used having sex with all his groupies.
The exercise this week is to throw a house party. They are supposed to invite single friends that their cast mates might like. Aubrey has no friends. Aubrey is already making her moves on Paulie. Calum has eyes on Brandi. Josh is super picky. He wants to approve the female friends before they are invited. Somaya’s friends are the same way.
This week it’s Calum’s turn to meet with Dr. Darcy. His father was a very famous pro soccer player who was an alcoholic. His dad had cirrhosis of the liver and got a liver transplant. He continued to drink on the new liver and died of organ failure. Calum gets very emotional telling the story. After his father died when he was 24 he spent three years drinking hard and sleeping with women. Calum realized in his session that the drinking and womanizing was subconsciously him trying to connect to his father.
The night before the house party the cast goes out to a bar/restaurant. Brandi meets her friend Adrienne there. Aubrey puts the moves on Paulie. Brandi tells Calum that he is a bad boy and not what she needs which is why she is attracted to him. Calum is very unhappy with the bad boy label. They have a mini makeout sesh at the table.
Calum drinks at the party. Brandi was concerned because when he drinks he is a dick. On the other hand, Brandi is also drinking like a fish and when she drinks, she turns into a slutty dancer first and then passes out standing up. This should be interesting. The slutty dancing with tons of guys including a couple who live in the house has Calum irate. Aubrey grabs Paulie and starts making out with him. In confessional she says that she hopes Paulie kisses her like that at their wedding. She is such a rebounder.
Paulie and Brandi do some chatting together with the guests who are leaving. Paulie tells them how cool Brandi is and this makes Aubrey jealous. Calum is watching the two of them as well It’s all very drunken emotional mess with these two. Yet Calum is also jealous. Paulie says he feels like he wants to marry Brandi! Brandi says she feels the same way! Somaya literally goes to drag Paulie away delivers him to Aubrey’s bedroom where she is going to check for whisky dick, which he probably has. Paulie tells Aubrey she is still hung up on her ex and she denies it
Meanwhile, Calum has a huge fight with Brandi because he was jealous that she was hanging out with lots of other guys. You know, at the “singles mixer.” He made Brandi cry.
Next Week: Brandi talks to Dr. Darcy about her feelings for Calum.