It’s time for another much needed float around the Greek Islands. I am so much happier to recap this than the nonsense of last night. We begin with Danny once again not listing to Bryan, who advised him to stay out of the lovers quarrel between Hannah and Ben. He just can’t help but jump in and start hurling insults at Hannah, who not only out ranks him on the boat, but is a female. Ben and Jen are both thrilled by Danny’s behavior while Bryan and Bobby find it disturbing. Julia has fled after Hannah who is crying and begging to have the cameras leave her alone for a bit.
Back on the boat, Hannah asks to chat with Ben. Hannah wanted Ben to be her friend in the situation with Danny and he was not. So she continues their conversation from the restaurant to define their relationship. It is decided that they are merely work colleagues. Hannah cries herself to sleep. She must not have watched Ben on Below Deck. The guy is an arrogant asshole.
The next morning, Hannah is still upset. She obviously believes in the philosophy that the best way to get over a man is to get under a new one. So she as a little romantic interlude with Bobby before getting dressed. Bobby tries to make Ben look better to Hannah. Hannah is planning on telling the captain about Danny’s photos of charter guests being passed around to other guests. And she does. I wish she would have also ratted out the deck crew for shoving Danny into the galley so that he is out of their hair, because he is driving her crazy.
Captain Mark talks to Danny once again. How many strikes are we on with this kid? Captain Mark says that he will be taking his phone as soon as the guest arrive and returning it to him when they leave.
The charter guests for this leg are a bunch of wealthy older ladies. Let’s see if they are as lusty and inappropriate as the old bachelor guests. They want a dinner on shore with a bonfire and s’mores. Hannah has never heard of s’mores. Captain Mark seems a bit irritated by her lack of knowledge of American junk food.
Bryan has been told to clean up the crew mess. So he tells Julia to do it. He appears to be drunk and the SAE assholish entitlement is coming out. He is actually not the supervisor of Julia, Hannah is. Hannah has to intervene because of his rude behavior. The girls literally have to run away and hide from him.
The day of the charter, Danny is very sick. No one really believes him but he has a thermometer somehow and is taking his own temperature under the blankets.
I love the charter guests. They dressed for their arrival and while their dresses are a bit more office wear than resort wear, I appreciate that there are still people who dress for travel and don’t wear pajamas on airplanes. They also compliment the boat instead of complaining. Then they ask for snacks and margaritas and just laugh and chat and enjoy the view.
Then they want to go jet skiing! Jen dropped the line to the jet skis and had to go into the water to retrieve them. Of course this started a misogynistic rant from the SAE dude. He’s been riding Jen all season.
It’s time for dinner on the beach. Ben’s dinner looks fantastic. The ladies are thrilled and very appreciative.
Apparently, Ben is trying to make s’mores from peeps instead of marshmallows. He skeweres them but instead of holding them over the fire he puts them in a wok on the grill. There are many problems with this I hardly know where to start. Let’s start with, they asked for a bonfire where they would make s’mores. S’mores are do it yourself treats not something prepared by a chef that has never made one. It also looks like he is using Nutella instead of chocolate bars, and he also doesn’t seem to have graham crackers. Despite having none of the ingredients to make s’mores. the ladies at least pretend to like them.
Meanwhile, Danny is dying and no one seems to be paying him any attention. When Captain Mark checks his temperature, it’s up to 103. Captain Mark thinks he might need some medicine. Ben decides to take Danny a cold compress to try and bring his fever down. Danny looks green.
The ladies were in bed by midnight so Hannah and Bobby have time to makeout.
The next day, Danny’s temperature is 102.9. Bobby tells Julia that Hannah made out with him the night before as if he had no part in it. Danny’s temperature shoots to 103.6. I am worried because he says he is having sharp stomach pains that his appendix may have burst. The captain decides they need to medevac him off the boat.
Next week: The new charters are the exact opposite of this weeks guests. And the crew fights flare up again as a result.