So Mike, why did you lie? I wasn’t lying. I was having marital problems between me and my wife (that is usually where marital problems occur) an I was trying to keep it under wraps but being on reality TV you don’t really have that freedom. You weren’t having marital problems just falling from the sky. You were cheating on a woman who had changed her religion and immersed herself in two foreign cultures to be exactly the wife you wanted. You wanted to keep it under wraps because you were embarrassed that you got caught and embarrassed to families. My DVR has stopped on Mike’s face and the look he is giving Andy is terrifying.
Mike tries to justify himself further saying that he didn’t believe the rumors that he heard but Jessica did. He heard Jessica wanted to leave earlier than she did. OF COURSE SHE DID. He has heard rumors that he is gay! Sandra Bernhard says, “well you do have a gay brow.”
So was it one affair with one person? Or multiple affairs? Clearly, Andy knows the answer to this, but Mike continues to deny and lie. He says it was one affair that started before he was engaged ( I wonder which one he is claiming? The one that wrote the book?) and she found out about it after she got married. My sources say that Jessica found out about many of the girls he cheated with throughout their relationship and she naively thought once they were married he would stop. He did not. Mike gives off every singly body language signal of lying in the world. He should be used in CIA training. Trainees, today we are going to look at the basic body language signals that someone is lying using this film from WWHL that encapsulates them all I a very blatant fashion… He eyes are also really messed up.
Sandra is disgusted by the entire show. It’s hysterical.
How do your parents feel about your slutty, slutty ways? They are very upset about it. Jessica was like a daughter to them. I screwed up. Interesting choice of words. They’re upset with me too. Mostly with me, because they know what I did was wrong.
Do you regret lying? I initially didn’t even type this question because it is a stupid question. I mean what is he going to say? I wish I had lied more? No, I just regret getting caught? But this is Mike we are dealing with. He says, I regret what I did. The aftermath (which sane people call lying) was me trying to protect my relationship with Jessica so that people don’t pass judgment on either one of us. (Yes, this is why people lie. So that they will not be held accountable their actions. And it is interesting how he includes Jessica as someone his parents and the rest of the world would judge as if she had any blame in this other than picking really terrible men to get into relationships with.) .
Do you think Reza meddling in your relationship helped or hurt your marriage? Reza’s meddling caused problems because anytime an outsider gets involved in a relationship it.. mumblesfishmarblemouth
Why is everyone attacking GG? Shouldn’t friends be more supportive? Absolutely, you’re right. I do believe she is sick, maybe not to the degree that she is claiming, I don’t know. But when you are smoking and drinking and doing things like you are not sick people pass judgment. I didn’t because I was dealing with my own problems and I wanted to be by her side because she needs it.
Does Jessica still practice Judaism since the breakup? She does. She still goes to temple and does Shabbat.
Mike did not seem shitfaced. He seemed altered by something though.