Tonight is the Southern Charm reunion and Kathryn drops that major bomb that she has been holding back. As we know, Kathryn and Thomas have a very volatile relationship that was very off and on. She calls Landon out on something that made me say,” Holy Shit! I thought that sort of thing only happened to me!” Who is ready for a Tamara Tattles overshare?
Okay, I was in a kind of sort of relationship for several years. It was one of those really bad relationships that you know will not end in a happily ever after but the um.. let’s just see we were quite compatible in one area. Most of the time though we literally wanted to kill each other in the Leanne Locken psychotic murderous way.
But there were these intermittent good stretches that were really, really good and everything was perfect for weeks or months at a time. We went on a few trips together that generally went very well. Then things would implode and we would each see other people. At one point, we planned to go on a trip to NYC for Christmas. I picked the hotel and the plays and our basic lists of things to do. And then he was suddenly a dick. A few weeks later he asked me to dinner to meet someone else that he was in a relationship with. And yes, this was odd. There were a lot of nontraditional component of out relationship. The level of ridiculousness that each of up put up was extreme. Like, let’s all get some therapy extreme. So I’m down with dinner and this other woman that he was involved with.
EDITED: The video did not autostart! YAY!
It was totally like a dinner party with Thomas Ravenel, where I played the part of Thomas and this reunion where I played the part of Kathryn. At this dinner, the other woman was extremely under informed about the nature of our relationship, while I knew all the intimate details of her life. During dinner, at the asshole’s prodding she begins to tell me about the fabulous Christmas present the asshole had planned for her and begins to describe our holiday itinerary to me.
Much like Thomas’ dinner, I never made it to desert and suddenly became Cameran and made a less than graceful departure. That was the year that the NYC subways all went on strike and the whole trip was a disaster.
I overshare this scandalous story to introduce the clip below where Kathryn asks Landon why she went on a Valentine’s Day trip with Thomas that the two of them planned together.
I’m going to guess a couple of things. I don’t think Landon knew that it was a trip planned for Kathryn. I think Thomas bullshitted her as well. And I also think that is when they first slept together. And I think Landon is an idiot.
But, now that I have shared my story, I’ve probably lost all creditability in the calling women idiots for their dating choices.
In other news, the Bravo site seems to have suddenly softened up on Kathryn a bit.