Another thing I keep wanting to tell you guys about is the abysmal RHONY ratings this season. BravoPR on twitter keeps talking about “season highs” which is one thing when your ratings are in the gutter that you can spin, but they are also claiming MUCH HIGHER numbers than Bravo Whore reports. I am 100% confident in Bravo Whore’s sources and rely on him for my ratings information exclusively. I would not do that if I thought he was just some random guy with no access to the numbers.
Further proof that Bravo Whore is accurate and BravoPR is not (allegedly, in my opinion) is the fact that most of the RHONY cast is on a massive press tour lately trying to drum up viewers.
Which brings us to Countess Luann, who according to her Instagram seems to be saying she was on The Tonight Show the other night and was at US Weekly giving sound bites about Jules Wainstien’s divorce. And apparently on Jenny MaCarthy’s Podcast and at People all in the same day. It’s all very desperate.
These are the Nielson Ratings according to Bravo Whore.
This show is flailing. But one thing that is not is Luann’s romance.
Luann recently got the cover of a local magazine New York magazine called Luxury Living. Dorinda and John came because they are the matchmakers of the future bride and groom. Tom is in hog heaven finally getting all the media attention he craves. Despite Luann telling Daily Mail, “‘He’s a businessman so it’s really not his thing but he’s very supportive of me and he knows that it’s my career. You’ll see a bit of him. Think of him as Mr. Big.”
It’s no surprise Sonja showed up for the event. She’d come to the opening of a fire hydrant, because she’s thirsty.
And Kelly Bensimon. Because, also thirsty. What is up with the heavy lens of some sort on this photo?