Asa is on WWHL tonight with Sherri Shepherd. I have no idea why Sherri is still on my TV. I used to really like Sherri and I still really like one of her male comedian friends, but her whole surrogate baby issue really made me think I had misjudged her. So I’ll be mostly ignoring her comments. Hopefully we will get some scoop about tonight’s Shahs of Sunset!
The bartender is a dad that works at WWHL who is young and hot and has the most adorable baby girl with him. She’s an infant and not sure what to make of this whole mess. It won’t make any more sense when you are 30, sweet girl. Stay away.
I’m so bored I am wondering if Andy shaves his fingers. He has very smooth looking hands.
Asa basically refuses to play DILFY or not DILFY because she only wants to F her man. Sherri wants to fuck them all including Bernie Sanders and says that Bill Clinton sent her a letter saying he was voting for her on Dancing With The Stars because he likes her, and prostitutes. I don’t think Bill has had to pay for it in the last couple of decades. But there are rumors about his affinity for large, black women in Arkansas. But surely that is not true.
Andy says about the drinking game, “Drink like you just got a Father’s Day card from the kid you never knew you had. Sherri, who is already wasted, says, “Oh! Let me drink to that!” Such poor taste.
Asa says that next week’s episode of Shahs was way worse than it looks. Mike went crazy. And there are still things going on that have not been mended. I assume she means GG and Reza/Shervin not being friends. And Mike and Reza.
Asa says she has been friends with Mike since they were 13 and 14 and she feels like he understands he made a mistake and she sees no need to “shame him into the ground” about it.
Jermaine is in the audience with Asa. She never really answers the question about whether or not they will get married. They have been together for six years and they want to do everything together for the rest of their lives.
Asa has expanded her Diamond Water. It is now carried in a restaurant in the Dubai Four Seasons.
The poll question was, whose side are you on, GG’s or everyone else. 67% said GG and I think it would have been more if Asa had not been shown as part of the evil posse of fucktards. Asa seemed surprised and only supporting GG because it is the polite thing to do.
Does Andy have small hands? I really could not stop looking at them. I guess I just got sick of staring at his crooked tie.