I’m watching the final episode of the season. There is still an ongoing discussion about poop. I just can’t recap this poop anymore. Leeanne is still making excuses for her behavior. Leeanne tries to hire a publicist so she can be hired out as a motivational speaker, and wants to write her “memoirs”. She actually says “she still knows people who are living their lives as a victim.” She does not see herself in that statement. But the people in the room seem to. One has already offered up that “she seems to still be in the healing process.” In her talking head, Leanne informs of that the people she is pitching to,”just don’t get it.” The agent leads Leanne to believe she could earn five figures for a speech if “she became a household name.”
At the big party on the finale, Tiffany and Leeanne go in on Marie. They are furious with Marie because she is having fun with the other girls. Cary and Leeanne get into it because Leeanne is supposedly trash talking her all over town. Brandi supposedly renewed her vows. Cary and Mark spent the summer in Switzerland. Leeanne went to anger management.
So now I’m ready for the reunion. I suppose.
It was fancy chocolate chip cookies and milk time during Shah of Sunset recapping, But this is going to require an adult beverage.
Andy makes a snarky little jab at all of the ladies, starting by telling Leeanne thanks for toning down the blush.
We start with Stephanie and you can tell she is very nervous because her voice is two full octaves higher than usual. Andy asks about the list thing at least three times. And about the gifts that Travis buys her including a $75,000 diamond bracelet that she is wearing. And wants to know what Travis does. Apparently he manufactures and installs lockers and is one of he few companies in the USA that do that so he is kept very busy. Andy asks her about other expensive gifts she has received from him and she lists some off and Leeann, who thankfully did not wear her $25 blue paper maché necklace tonight, turned green with envy.
We just had a loud explosion here in the ghetto, and it knocked the power out. It just came back on but I can’t access my DVR. God I hope that comes back up! Anyway, I lost about 25 minutes of the reunion and gained 25 minutes of my life back. If the DVR is there at the end I will try to go back in and fill in the gaps.
So far it seems I haven’t missed anything. Aaron looks like Keith Urban. Leeanne tried to cock block Tiffany from being with the other girls. Plano hates Leeanne. Nothing to see here.
Brandi says that Brian didn’t want her doing the show. Andy asks about his reaction of her going to a strip club. Andy says that he was pissed that she went at all, how did he feel when he saw the episode? Brandi says that they have an agreement that he doesn’t go to them and she doesn’t go to them and she broke that agreement. (nervous laugh.) She may have that agreement now but the streets of Dallas say that Brian is a strip club enthusiast. I imagine his bad behavior there is why he doesn’t trust his wife to go there. Brandi says that after the scene where she tries to communicate her needs to him and he walked out. He was really made and said he wanted a divorce. At the end of the finale it said they renewed their vows on their anniversary. Hmmmm. He was threatening divorce during most of the filming. They renewed their vows in September. Hell, when did they film this show? 2013? Brandi says things are great now.
Thank GOD I didn’t miss Maire. She is my favorite from this show. She sits on the end of the couch with Tiffany and Leeanne and Tiffany jumps up and wants to move to the other couch and decides instead to practically sit in Leeanne’s lap where she belongs.
Andy plays a very long montage of Leeanne’s psychotic behavior. Andy asks about Leeanne taking Brandi’s friends to lunch and trying to get them to shun her. She claims she didn’t do that. But we just watched it on the TV! Stephanie was responding to Leeanne and Leeanne starts clapping her hands and saying “let me finish” over and over while she is talking.
Marie says she is not friends with Leeanne or Tiffanny.
More long montages of Leeanne going batshit crazy and threatening to kill Marie..
Tiffany is scary crazy too.
Marie had to take out a restraining order on Leeanne when they got back to Dallas because Leeanne continued to text threats. At that point Marie felt she needed to start documenting Leeanne’s harassment.
Apparently Marie posted a Nursery Rhyme about Leeann pooping in a basket in the car.
Here It is!
Marie has hired a social media team to troll Leeanne and Tiffany on Twitter.
I am not going to bother and go back and watch the missing 25 minutes. I can only assume it is just more shit.
Leeanne whined and cried and denied the whole show.
Thank God this is over.