Before we even begin I am confident of two things. 1) Nene is pissed that Vivica is on the show. (2) There will be Kenya Moore bashing. Now I finally have a moment to check out Nene’s new face!
Andy starts right in at the introduction bringing up the time Sheree told Nene to “Fix that Face” ! Let the shade begin. I have a terrible memory, so I am probably wrong but wasn’t it Nene who said that to Sheree and Sheree told Nene to “Fix that Body!” ! That would make more sense anyway.
I blame my poor facial recognition skills for not seeing much difference in Nene’s face. I will say I am thrilled with her hair. I really need for hair to be symmetrical unless you are under 25 and club hopping or a lesbian. Otherwise, none of this ones side short and the other side long nonsense. At the very least you need hair on both sides of your head.
Nene says she talked to Cynthia this morning. They are back thick as thieves.http://tamaratattles.com/2015/04/26/real-housewives-of-atlanta-reunion-part-one-recap-nene-is-a-victim-act-one/# Peter came to Nene’s “comedy show” in Charlotte, Nene says that she is still friends with Peter and texted him just yesterday and he is doing good. Cynthia an Peter are the only ones who made it to Charlotte for her show.
That’s interesting if my BFF was in a divorce situation, I would not be texting with her husband. In fact even if things were great, I would not be texting with her husband. Would you?
THIS IS FANTASTIC NEWS! Porsha is trash talking Nene on Dish Nation. I take that to mean Porsha is pissed with her limited contract details because Nene’s contract is technically also limited but she will probably get full pay and hold a peach with much fewer filming demands.
Nene says she was not surprised to hear about Kenya and Matt breaking up because she didn’t think Matt was her type.
PAUSE: What the fuck has Nene done to her lips? I just got up and walked over for an upclose look on the TV. They are LISA RINNA kinds of overfilled. the bottom lip is a straight line the top lip is bowshaped, there are weird wrinkles on both lips and they now completely cover her top chompers. I have a natural smile that is close lipped. that is because my lip are way past my teeth on the top and bottom. Now her’s are like that too, and fat like two flapping Vienna sausages.
She hasn’t seen Kandi’s baby yet, but she has sent her a nice gift. Nene says Phaedra and Kandi are not friends.
Nene cops to getting a nose job again for medical reasons. I believe her. She says the cartilage was growing inside her nose and the tip of her nose was touching the top of her lip when she smile. She only cops to one other nose job saying she didn’t have a full rhinoplasty the first time and only had her nostrils taken in. I oddly believe all of this. I also feel better about not seeing much difference because Andy could not tell the difference anyway. She says it is still very swollen because she is only on day 13. I want to know what causes this cartilage overgrowth because I have been seeing it on her for a long time. I keep saying that is not normal.
A caller asks Vivica to say three nice things about Kenya and says Nene can help. Nene rattles off all sorts of nice things BECAUSE “SHE WORKS WITH KENYA!” That right there is confirmation that she has likely gotten the contracted she wanted. And Vivica says that Kenya has finally finished her house. That to me sounds like Vivica is glued to Kenya’s social media. And for the record, Kenya basically rebuilt the entire house in was is record time around here.
Nene is speaking in a normal fashion and carrying herself very well. She has not thrown any shade at all except toward Porsha who no one wants to work with. And Phaedra who no one wants to film with either. Filming tea, Phaedra has been filming at her house on at least two different days since RHOA filming began. Looks like more scenes where she pretends that she does things with the boys all the time.
Nene and Vivica get the robes! Vivica can thank Nene for that. I read a LOT into the robe giving. That means Andy is good to go with Nene for the season and both sides are happy with the terms of her contract. Andy makes sure to tell us that it is a really nice robe.
That was one of the best WWHL shows ever. Plenty of tea if you know the back drama, all very civilized!