No one bothered to put up a photo of these idiots. Andy spoke at the Stonewall Inn vigil in the village tonight so I am not sure if he will come straight from that, or if this was taped. At any rate the photo above works for me. Let’s get this done.
Andy reminds us straight off the bat, that the old bat that goes after the young mother on the show is his personal hero. See? I knew this would be a shit show.
Next he let’s us know that stupid is a quality that Landon’s ex husband really likes, as one of his other ex wives is Stacey Dash. Stacey Dash is miles smarter than Landon. But so is a bowl of tofu. Andy feels bad that he called Stacey Dash dumb. I blame the mourning process, he never feels bad for being ugly to random women for no reason.
Ah, I can tell already the attorneys have gotten to this crew. Patti has been manically tweeting about how the truth about her nemesis would be revealed tonight, and when asked about his relationship with Kathryn he simply says it was a one night stand and he wishes her the best. When Andy points out how defensive Whitney got, he blames it on the moonshine. Not to defend the scum but I think I might have had a lesbian lover on moonshine once. No telling what happened, or could happen on that stuff. She was cute though so if I did, then I’m aright with it. Cameran jumps in to tell Andy what Whitney was thinking (despite him fully answering his own question) which in her mind is that he feels like Kathryn exaggerated the relationship. And she’s right. That is kind of the role of the beard is it not? Allegedly. I mean what do WeHo, I mean we know.
Andy says everyone is asking what they know about Kathryn failing her drug test. Landon jumps right in to say, “It’s true.” and that is all they know and it’s heartbreaking. Nice work Kathryn’s attorney!
Andy asks why do you all accept Thomas’ horrible behavior but freeze Kathryn out. Once again, Landon answers, “He passed his drug test.” Andy actually points out that they have done it all season. Whitney steps up to say that these three have been pegged as the mean people (aw, bless their cold black hearts) but they have all know she is a “drug addict, violent, sociopath.” I can hear Patti rooting on her son now. Again, Thomas is a convicted drug dealer, has been in numerous very public bar fights and has said horrendous things to Kathryn and that is just fine. Whitney says “this is kind of indicative of what we have been dealing with the past two years.” Again, why is Kathryn being singled out over this? Whitney is desperately in love with Thomas. I don’t see how drugs and violence is an issue for him. And I don’t think he knows what the word ‘sociopath’ means.
A Howard Stern idiot calls in to ask what they know about the paternity of Saint that the audience doesn’t know. Andy thinks this is a really good question! Cameran says she thinks they are his kids and even if they are not, he would take responsibility for it. Of course he would. He is such a southern gentleman. Oh wait, hasn’t he been interviewed several times saying that in South Carolina he has no rights and therefore doesn’t think he should have to pay child support? And he still doesn’t pay any official child support but does bay the rent on Kathryn’s house and for the nanny? Which I think is probably sufficient actually, but if he wants court ordered visitation, then he will have to pay child support through the system that he cannot revoke whenever he gets a wild hair up his ass.
I can’t believe how long I have waited to point out that Landon is wearing the most hideous earrings in the world and some sort of lamé number. Perhaps she broke the camera and that is why there is no photo.
A tweet asks if they fell like they mistreated Kathryn this season. You know, the at the time 23 year old who was having a difficult pregnancy, do they feel badly. No they do not. Cameran and Landon say they are old and they don’t care. Ah, so they are on #TeamCryptKeeper, shocker. Landon tries to insert a “southern saying” about laying down with dogs and getting up with fleas. The number one southern saying is “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” This is especially true when children are involved.
Poor tossed away, Landon, you know Landon of the Dolphin Laugh who Thomas told his little twink porn star friend had some “special skills” he might get to know. That Landon denied any such intimacy with Thomas and then went on to had that Kathryn is jealous of her friendship with Thomas because “that is what she really longed for” because you know, her friendship is way more special than being the mother of his children. Cameran jumps in to say if Thomas had fucked Landon, he would have told someone. She must not have watched the episode with the flamingos.
Shep shows up halfway through. Why am I not surprised? Andy talks about the heavy make-out sesh that supposedly happened with Landon and Shep and Whitney says something that everyone found inappropriate and I would love someone to tell me what it was.
Apparently, Shep came on to let us know that if Kathryn and Thomas get back together again after their current squabbles, Thomas has bet a family member $100,000 that they will not get back together.
I really thought that was going to be a lot worse.