The show is almost over and I was going to put it off because I can’t seem to keep my eyes open but I was on Twitter and they were talking about Italy so I thought I would give it a go.
When last we saw the cast we saw one of the most scripted scenes of all the scripted scenes on Below Deck. Basically people pay a lot of money on these boats to come on and take part in a three day improve workshop. The great Entrée Debacle I am sure will continue on tonight.
Ben puts on his dress whites, which I have never seen any chef on this show do, in order to remind the Captain of his rank while he rats on Hannah. To me it looks like he has on one stripe two many. Maybe not. Captain Mark finds the whole changing into uniform as ridiculous as I do. Hannah cries because she feels very betrayed. The next day the conflict is all anyone can talk about. The tension between Ben and Hannah is thick.
The tip was a bit under this time because it was only four passengers. Even so, everyone got $1,100 or so and day at the beach to relax. At the beach, Ben sort of apologies to Hannah and they hug it out.
Bobby is apparently a tucker. Who knew? Well I guess everyone on board knows now. Tonight’s storyline is Bobby pursuing Julia and her constantly rebuffing him. She finally sits him down and tells him directly that he needs to stop flirting with her so much because it is disrespectful to her boyfriend.
Bobby is still being an idiot. Bryan seems to be putting him in the galley to help Ben a lot to get him out of his hair. Bryan is also drunk. He is a giant frat boy douchebag when he is drunk. They are all hungover for the first day of charter.
This charter is five single guys who want to get laid on the trip. They are sailing to Mykonos which Hannah calls the gay capital of the Med, but really it’s more like the place that the British teens and young adults go to rave all night. It should be perfect. But since Hannah brought up the gay thing, I have a feeling that will be our storyline. Thee are several gay resorts and beaches there. I’m guessing that is where they will end up.
I am so aware of how everything reality show works that it really spoils the shows for me. I can literally read the call sheet. Bobby and Jen complain about Bryan in the top deck galley. Entry Bryan, opening line, “Hey what are you talking about?” Not “hi” or “what are you working on?” or “did you swab the poop deck?” Sigh. These people keep getting in the way of my views of the Med.
Um, the bachelor are all at least 50, some closer to 65. NTTAWWT just not what I was expecting. Hannah has a bad migraine and goes to bed, Julia and Tiffany handle service. Julia is miles better at introducing the courses than Hannah is.
The guests want the guys to go ashore with them looking for women. The Captain allows Danny and Bobby to go and keeps Bryan to do the work. The guests have told the captain they will make sure the guys don’t drink. They have mentioned the fact the guys are not supposed to drink twenty times. So of course, we know how this will go. Drunk at a gay beach.
Actually, there are women everywhere! Bobby is pissy because Danny is attracting all the girls. The guests are having a blast and love Danny.
We have been set up for next week with Bryan telling Danny not to take Ben’s side in an argument with Hannah. Mind you Hannah and Ben were back to being friends at this point. But next week, Danny tells Hannah to “swallow some makeup for her terrible personality” when she and Ben go at it again. Also there is an issue with docking the boat.