At 8 pm Anderson Cooper read the names and mini bios of those who were gunned down by an AR-15 at Pulse in Orlando. It was incredibly emotional. Anderson was very choked up. I am going to tape his show and do a very quick recap of this hot mess. These people seem even more ridiculous today. I got some complaints about mixing up names on some blogs I tried to do yesterday. If typos and mistakes bother you, please wait for another recap elsewhere. I make no promises about this one.
We start with the 75 year old bitch and her 50 plus year old son who someone has entrusted with a puppy. The dog is adorable, sadly I fear for it being left with a real life Cruella Deville. The good news? On this episode, everyone disobeys the yankee moratorium not to film with Kathryn and this is all we will see of them YAY!
Some of y’all have asked about the nanny. She is full time and goes with the kids wherever they go, which is currently at Thomas’ guest house. Thomas has allegedly chosen a site full of raging cunts to share court documents with, or else they are making them up. Either way, we will not be acknowledging them here.
Craig drops by to visit Kathryn. Will this be #NewCraig who supports his friend? Or #OldCraig who is easily led back to the darkside? Did Craig just say in a confessional, “maybe it doesn’t matter who the real dad is?” Kathryn thinks that she is going to have a real family with Thomas. Craig wants to know when the new kid will start to do stuff.
JD meets Thomas at a restaurant and order “Gentry and Ginger” with a straight face. Thomas brings up that he last saw him at yankee dinner party where apparently the custom of the hostess’s people is to throw a celebration for a baby and then interrogate the father about questionable paternity and defame the mother of the child who was excluded from the event. Thomas claims to be open to living under one roof with Kathryn. JD insinuates in his talking head that Thomas is such a gentleman that he would claim the child even if it was not his So that is Craig and JD stating they don’t think Thomas is the father of the kid on national television. ONCE AGAIN. Thomas is having a dinner party do over with everyone except the decrepit yankee and her creepy spawn.
Who the hell is this creature with Landon? Why is Landon talking about how she’s “programming a website’? She has no fucking clue what running a website is about, and her fake attempts to prove that she is trying to start one speak volumes about what a giant lie this whole thing is. She has a front page to a site now which is basically fishing for email address with a Sonja Morgan type message that things will happen in a few months. The unidentified chick with the unfortunate eyebrow situation starts fake sobbing for some reason about her concerns for Landon’s security now that she has no husband, y’all! Landon must be so furious that JD is a full-timer now. Isn’t he? I forget. I just know we see way too much of JD and Landon. Fucking Thomas apparently wasn’t enough to get her the big contract. Allegedly. Oh this is a sister?
I am not even going to address this fake Shep/Landon storyline.
K. Cooper Ray
Thank the baby Jesus, I so needed to see this guy tonight. KCR takes Kathryn shopping for an outfit for the dinner party. AKA that dinner where everyone agree to disobey the yankee moratorium for filming with any redheads.
Jennifer calls and Kathryn blows her off to make Thomas happy. KCP puts her in a gorgeous black dress and worries it might be too old lady (one in particular) and Kathryn says, “Cruella Deville!!!!!” I just freaking called her that when I saw her with the puppy!
Oh God. For reasons unknown to me there is a Landon and Patti scene. It will be forever unknown to me because I am fast forwarding.
The Dinner Party
Thomas and Kathryn have a disagreement over Landon being invited to the dinner. Kathryn is correct. Landon has been a cunt to her and is not supportive of her at all. She has no place at the table. Kathryn says she is not coming if Landon is invited. Thomas threatens to cancel the whole party, he threats to jump out the window which is either on the first floor or production has placed a platform there for this scene. Kathryn relents.
So we get everyone to Thomas’ house and he shows them his gorgeous house and they all finally make it to the dinner table. But before the first course is even served, Thomas would like to share some of his “wonderful words of wisdom.” And so it begins.
He tells Kathryn he is proud of her and very optimistic about their future and that she is a great mother. He tells Cameran that he has threes sisters and she reminds him of them. They are all self-righteous , judgmental and sanctimonious. He tells Craig not to pretend to be someone he is not and that he is a great guy. He tells Shep rather than trying to fuck every girl in Charleston he should get with Landon. Then he tells Landon that she has been catty and disrespectful toward Kathryn. Shep tries to stick up for Landon and says that it’s his fault there is a situation with Landon. And the situation is a drunken hookup. Allegedly. So the streets say. Thomas asks Shep, “How much money his mommy giving you? ” Then Thomas calls him a pussy. The whole time KCR has been trying to reel Thomas in but it’s not working. He has a sweaty drug addled face.
Cameran announces that she really must be leaving. Thomas continues to try to pick a fight with Shep of all people. He screams at Shep, ” If you want to hop on my back, you will crawl off bleeding!” Thomas does the whole, “Let’s take this outside! ” thing and everyone starts to scatter. People are literally fleeing on golf carts and Thomas comes out in the street to try and fight Shep. KCR pushes Thomas back in telling him sternly to get in side.
To be continued….
Next Week: The Founders Ball! As cranky as Patti is about that, I can assume we won’t see her or her spawn there. I heard she didn’t get a ticket…