Yolanda Hadid is back in Tahiti for the second time in three months. I was thinking what a long, tiring journey that trip would be even ensconced in first class. It’s about 15 hours from Atlanta. Then I realized she’s already on the pacific and could simply go the other way around the world. For her, it’s just an eight and a half hour commercial flight, probably shorter on a private plane.
Is it just me or does this look like someone celebrating a financial settlement after a miraculous brain regeneration and recovery from invisible disease? She says on Instagram that she is , ” ❤Looking into a happy & healthy future, never looking back…” So um, YAY! She is healed! ?
Oh and Bella and Anwar seem to be breezing through their modeling schedules as well. It’s a miracle, y’all!
Miraculously, People, Daily Mail and other entertainment media have picked up these photos and run stories on them. I wonder how that happened?
Still haven’t heard any final word on Yolanda coming back to RHOBH. She seems to have accomplished all of her goals there. All three of her kids have modeling contracts. She married and divorced another wealthy husband. She can leisurely write a book on her journey from Tahiti if she’d like.
Will she hang up her IVs for good scour the islands for husband number three? Or will she end up worming her way back on RHOBH? I don’t think Yolanda has any more use for RHOBH. I understand she loves being on TV, but I think LVP kind of sucks the fun out of it for her. For the record, I do not believe the In Touch story that claims she has been told that she can come back to RHOBH if she doesn’t discuss her Lyme Journey.
I believe that production is…. well sick of her. Just like the rest of us. Perhaps she will film with Erika here and there. But I don’t think she will have a full contract for the upcoming season. None of my sources can verify that she has contract. Technically, there is still time. We are a few weeks away from RHOBH filming. I’m holding my breath that she moves on to her next mark.
And it’s not even Christmas!
Maybe she’ll be back as a FOH?
A lot would depend on whether she was just being calculating in her faked illnesses, or whether she can’t really control the compulsions of Munchausen. I tend to predict the latter, because what she’s gone through is so extreme — isn’t having body parts removed one of the hallmarks?
She has great muscle tone for being bedridden for years.
Lol … Hilarious Jen!
Seriously! I was stuck in bed for a while not to long ago and my body went to shit. No way she hasn’t been working out!
Yup. You’re absolutely right. She looks like an Olympic athlete. Lyme’s has been so good to her. No?
Which led me to wonder immediately when I saw that photo if it was really her. I have a high level of distrust in online photos these days.
True! I always marvelled at how lithe she was. I move like the tinman after a few days in bed.
Yeah, fucking miracle.
I think she’s advertising for husband #3
IDC about anything else, you have got to admit she looks fantastic. Maybe girlfriend saw the writing on the wall and had to be creative. #DoTheHustle
Hustle and flow Yo. There you go. She’s so crafty 😉
Yolanda looks amazing livin’ the dream.
Once Yo settles with cash register #2, David, then she can claim a miraculous healing took place because the whole Lyme ordeal was concocted to invalidate the prenup through “brain damage” claims. Im sure we will see her jet-setting and at fashion shows in the near future 100% cured of Lyme, and 100% set for life financially.
Insert HUGE eye roll, well played Yolanda, well played.
OMG. Every time she was filmed in her robe and IVs I said to myself-“not so well done, Yolanda-nobody believes you” Honestly I never thought she was that will UNTIL she had explants because that’s what I believed had something to do with her illness. You don’t keep implants for 20 years! Thanks, Lisa j?
So if I put some Lyme in my coconut, I can look like this?
Coconut, sherbet, key lime pie, margaritas… You get the idea. It seems to work wonders for muscle tone.
Is that the Loch Ness monster wading with Yolanda? Nessy is more believable than a miraculous recovery from every illness known to man. How does a serpent get worms .
I am guessing she is done with RHOBH and is looking for the next husband. Is the prostitute/nurse still with her? Her book? Two words: ghost writer. Yolanda doesn’t actually do work.
What a miracle. Grand slam con artist!
Bye Yolanda (thank God).
Yolanda’s cured alright. Like a country ham. I have a sinking feeling she’ll be back. She’s still got “annihilate Lisa Vanderpump” to tick off of her to-do list.
And wasn’t she hoping to get a Kardashian-style show for her and those dour looking little chirrun? She’s probably at least gunnin’ for a product line of some kind that she can sell on TV. Like a health and wellness guru.
Yeah, Minky, I think if she doesn’t have something/someone better to do, that she’ll be back on RHOBH.
Oh dear. That YMCA (plus peace/victory signs) go-to pose of hers is back in full force.
And really, she has the most prominent mons pubis ever. Especially on display in those tight, white dresses she so favors. Always looks as if she is wearing a cup.
Sorry for the snark. Just seeing her photos effect me that way.
I want to be in Tahiti, that’s all.
Man… she really “recovered.” *eyeroll*
Also, what is it with her (and others) who constantly flash the peace sign in photos? It’s annoying to me (my opinion, only)
Bat shit crazy plain and simple….
It appears to me she is trying to compete with her children’s modeling careers. Showing off. I am pleased my mother was normal and happy for our accomplishments even as understated as they were in comparison. Yolanda cannot stand to be around anything that outshines her…including her offspring.
All her moves in life are such well laid plans. Like a trail of crumbs that lead to her. These photos are purely advertisements for “look at what you’ll get” and I am as sure as Yolanda there are takers out there who will bite at the bait.
Men look more for happiness in their older years. Yes, they still like an attractive woman but they want happiness and peace more. I bet life with her is miserable. She is just so fake.
ITA Dracla. The couple of times I’ve taken a look at her IG she seems to enjoy posting a lot of her old modeling photos and she’s always comparing Gigi to herself. It’s so weird.
I wonder if Daisy took the photos.
The picture of her with sand all over hwr body and the bizarre way she is holding her face and creepy smile is just dpwnright weird. Like somethjng a crazy person or someone on something would take.
Well, not sure why I chose the Yolanda comeback to make mine here at TT, but all I can say is whether it’s calculated, manipulated or real, good for her, and for using what she has. At 53, with several degrees, accomplishments and a decent amount of self examination, I find myself questioning what I can rely on, and how it is I am going to survive for the next 20 plus years “in the manner to which i have become acustomed”! I choose to believe she has Lyme (as I have stated many moons ago, I have a male friend who exhibits the same on and off again symptoms, and he has been diagnosed Lyme), and that she is doing the best she can with a goofy brain and lots of cash. Nevertheless, she would serve herself, and her cause, if she would stay off of social media. But damn, she looks flawless!
I feel like even if this was a long con…good for her. I have zero sympathy for David Foster and/or the housewives franchises. If she set out with a goal and accomplished it it seems the only people she “hurt” were those listed above so..you go girl..enjoy the beach and looking fabulous
Wow. Words escape me…which is highly unusual..
I agree – I haven’t felt myself for years. I have good days and bad days. On the bad days, I have trouble getting out of bed and it’s a struggle to just make a meal or take a shower. On the good days, I feel like going to Tahiti. I don’t know why so many people hate Yolanda so much.
LVP is the annoying one.
Why must we be forced to choose on one annoying one??? 🙂
I wonder what Yolanda will say was her miracle cure? Hmmmmm…
The smell of money and the sound of a prenup being ripped up might’ve contributed to her miraculous recovery.
You predicated it. Right on the mark.
Yolanda fraud. Cash cured her? 😉
I wonder if she ever gave a thought that may be she was going through menopause?
She did – that’s why she got the pellets up her butt.
Looks like she’s trying to land a modeling contract for herself with these pics.
She’s trying to show she’s fit and fun and ready to fully participate in the next season. She wants to save her job. No way would she give up the attention. So if they bite we’ll have to endure a whole year of fake gratitude about her new lease on life. And the rest of the cast will have to hold their tongues when they know the whole thing was/is bullshit.
She totally sickens me. Most likely using a real illness fraudulently & now projecting health so she can trap her next victim. Women like her give the rest of us a bad name. Also i hate how she blatantly plays favorites w her GiGi. Poor Anwar & Bella. Yos a crappy person. Hope this last season was the end of her RH “journey”!
Sue, yes it sickens me too..but like my Mom said regarding Yolanda “She’s smarter than all of us.” If only we were vile people, then we could maneuver our way through life the way these Housewives seem to do.. hawking their cheaply-made wares on HSN, faking illness and invalidating pre-nups, faking illness to sign with juice companies and then claim the juice cured everything, jumping from husband to husband, writing tell-all books about the murder of their best friend, posing in Playboy and making sex videos, stealing branding techniques from their fellow housewives, etc. if they all go to Hell one day, they will be going with Louis Vuitton luggage in tow!
I no longer care. I just want her to go away. Tahiti is not far enough. Maybe another planet?
What a pretentious and conceited Bitch!
Munchausen / Munchausen by proxy does a body good !
The real sour is she’s just so deaf to how “off” she comes off. The peace signs look like victory salute in this case. It’s just weird. The cheesecake photo makes it even worse. She looks nuts.
Being psychically ill doesn’t mean she’s a not a clinical narcissist – which she is. She really believes her own hype.
Fake disease. Fake dog. It makes sense.
And of course, those hideous feet on display.
I actually have lip-curling disdain for this woman.
don’t forget the most sour of all ~ that glorious fridge ~ with fake lemons
..apologies if I had a brain fart. I thought I read that she used some food props
TMZ posted photos of her bikini selfies in Tahiti today. Why? Because Yolanda sends them to them! Who is Yolanda Hadid in dis world?
The best part is they called her YOLANDA FOSTER!
Also, I must have missed that she settled her financial payout with David last month.
According to TMZ…
“The couple struck a property settlement agreement, based on a prenup they signed before they married in 2011. Our sources say David was generous, but as one source put it, “Yolanda isn’t getting enough to retire.”David filed legal docs asking the judge to reject any bid for spousal support, but she won’t be asking because the prenup provides a payout to her in lieu of support.”
I’m not sure she won’t still try for spousal. David seemed to be blocking it for a reason…
TMZ posted photos of her bikini selfies in Tahiti today. Why? Because Yolanda sends them to them! Who is Yolanda Hadid in dis world?
The best part is they called her YOLANDA FOSTER!
Also, I must have missed that she settled her financial payout with David last month.
According to TMZ…
“The couple struck a property settlement agreement, based on a prenup they signed before they married in 2011. Our sources say David was generous, but as one source put it, “Yolanda isn’t getting enough to retire.”David filed legal docs asking the judge to reject any bid for spousal support, but she won’t be asking because the prenup provides a payout to her in lieu of support.”
I’m not sure she won’t still try for spousal. David seemed to be blocking it for a reason…
Well, if the book doesn’t sell and the series evaporates, she can always try for a relapse and break the settlement.
Frankly, no matter how Yo presented her illness in the past, it gives me great joy to see that she is back to form. And kudos to her. Unless you have been afflicted by “the chronic” in any manner shape or form, it’s so easy to cast the side-eye.
I hope it continues, and also with her children.
GOOD GOD! ROFLMAO at “the chronic”. I believe you have a lot of experience with “the chronic” which explains why you have zero comprehension of this situation.
Now wait a minute, The “Chronics” may be onto to something that could serve us all – affordably.
Late Again?? Can’t help it – I suffer with Chronic Lateness.
Still haven’t cleaned the house? Nope. You just don’t seem to understand – I have Chronic Slatterny Behaviour Syndrome.
See what I mean.
She’s a high school dropout and a second rate model who married two rich guys and was so busy building her fabulous fridge that never found time to go to college, but has the gall to despise Joyce (who has a college degree). She shouldn’t be on a reality show, really. What a sad example.