It’s time to head out to the Mediterranean and play, “Is this the episode Danny gets fired?” once again. We are off to a positive outlook for a firing as we begin with a drunk Danny telling Bryan that he thinks that his “actions have been underappreciated and he wants to correct that.” Danny is clueless to the fact that he would have been fired on the large majority of other ships by now. Bryan tells Danny he is the ‘bottom of the boat.” Which is sort of true but what he is not is a inside stew in charge of the guests happiness. He the guy that washes the windows and helps dock the boat.
Oh! Bryan is an SAE. That tells me everything I need to know. Very entitled frat boy. Lousy lay. Allegedy. That was a generalization of the fraternity. Specific to this situation, Bryan is way to drunk to get it up. Did he just tell Tiffany to sit on his thumb in the hot tub and then call her a hood rat when she laughed? Tiffany just laughed and laughed and ignored him. It’s hysterical how the next day Bryan tells the story to Bobby that Tiffany really wanted to hook up with him but he was not interested.
The guests are a father and a son and their significant others. Both are named Alan. Not sure if Alan Jr,’s mom is his father’s date or a newer model. Junior is celebrating seven long months of boning the same girl on this trip. Since there is no further information I assume their weird quick is that both guys are douches.
Ben apologizes to Hannah for taking Danny’s side the previous evening. Hannah seems to think Ben is asking her on a date. Ben thinks he is smoothing things over. What he is doing is called leading her on. The head on to dry land for a dinner including a wide variety of proteins. It was all very G rated. Speaking of leading people on, Julia is giving Bobby false hope.
Oh Lord. The charter guests arrive and they are repeaters from Rocky’s season when the chef left and Rocky tried to cook. So I was right, douchebags it is. Of course the first thing Ben serves is tuna sushi freshly caught and Senior can’t eat tuna because of his mercury levels. #eyeroll I notice we haven’t seen any preference sheets to speak of on this trip. These sorts usually send a list of peanut allergies and gluten intolerances and high levels of grieving for the families of cooked salmon. This season I guess all of that will be a surprise.
Junior’s girlfriend wants a fake Valentine’s Day experience for their seven months boning anniversary. I hate these people. I am usually appalled when the crew insults the paying guests all the time, but these people deserve it.
I am so cynical that I find it hard to believe this little boat is actually sinking and requesting assistance from the crew, but it is becoming more and more real looking. And the boat is a total loss it looks like! Wow.
Senior sends the espresso martini that Hannah made back to her and then comes down to teach her how to make it. She makes him one with more espresso and he loves it. He just likes being a douche.
Later for the romantic dinner, Hannah decides to change Ben’s menu up on the last moment. Which she really can’t do. What she did was explain that the heavy kabobs and such didn’t go with the live instrumental accompaniment she selected. So he agreed to do a salmon crostini app and some buttered prawns instead. Senior is not going to like this. I can tell already.
Hannah is really bad at food service. She brings out the prawns and announces “course number one” and plops the prawns down. The guests are privy to this storyline where they are to be told they are getting three courses and only get two. The can barely stop themselves from eating all their prawns because they must pretend like they are about to be left hungry. I hate these fake scenes.
Hannah is “blamed” for the debacle regarding courses, which was all a set up. Yet this will be the “reason” that Ben and Hannah argue. /sigh
Next Week: We get new guests. A bunch of horny guys looking to get laid in Greece.