If you are thinking about getting a pig, because, why not? Please note that the cute little piglet has turned into a giant, ugly fartsack of a pig in one year. The pig has a birthday party and they give him fruit and whipped cream. This is a bad idea. I’ll leave it at that!
Aubree and her half sister Paislee are visiting their father, Adam. Are they at a bouncy house? Are they playing Candyland? Are the out for froyo? Nope. They are at the gym, in the free weights section watching him lift. Apparently it was a weight lifting competition and he won. Aubree asks him after his big win why he didn’t come to the father daughter dance. He says, “Because I had to do this!” as if it should be obvious that weightlifting is his priority. He mumbles something about coming to her school to have lunch with her one day. Don’t hold your breath, Aubree. Later she tells her mom she doesn’t remember what he said about why he didn’t come. I’d also like to point out that she is wearing cute glasses this episode and not those horrid pink ones.
Chelsea and Cole go fishing. Unlike you black-hearted souls, this is the stuff I started watching reality TV for. I am perfectly content watching people interact in regular situations. I love to sit outside in cafes and people watch and eavesdrop on people’s conversation while pretending to be reading a book. This is more how Real World used to be in the beginning. Chelsea catches a fish, with a big assist from Cole. I used to fish by myself sometimes when I lived in Tallahassee. I would go to the brackish water state park. I was having a great time until I caught something. LOL.
Leah seems to think she should be worried about Miranda parenting her girls. Um. That is hysterical. Leah should be asking Miranda for parenting tips. Leah really is pretty though.
Leah supposedly makes a six figure income for her season on this show. Why can’t she be bothered to replace her cracked phone? I’m tired of looking at it and I’ve only seen it a handful of times.
Leah and Corey have another pass off in a parking lot. I have not seen them passing off the wheelchair, nor have I seen whichever A named girl who is supposed to be using it, use it. Nor do I see helmets going with her are any major assistance devices. Corey and Leah agree to co-parenting therapy. This is a good week for the girls. All parents appear clean and sober.
Javi has been gone for a month. We got a couple of cute scenes with Kailyn and the boys. Kailyn has a school trip to NYC to see some TV studios. She wants to be an on air host on TV. Has Kailyn had her complete body plastic surgery by this scene because she looks really pretty here. Must be the new boyfriend. She tells her friends that she and Javi are not in a good place because he doesn’t feel supported. I guess it’s just too much trouble for Kailyn to support her husband who is protecting our countries interest overseas.
Kailyn is way cooler with Jo now that Javi is gone. Leah hints to Jo that she and Javi are in a place where she is unsure what will happen when he gets back.
Why is Jenelle in NYC seeing doctors? Was this for when she filmed the show The Doctors? Nope! I checked and it’s not. The Doctors in LA and she went to them afterward. Long story short, they said she has pot withdrawal and her birth control pill is messing with her system. And her anxiety makes it worse. Here is her interview on that show It should have three parts if you just let it go.
This whole doctor shopping all over the country is very Munchausen. Janelle was told in NYC that it could be her birth control. But Janelle knows better. “Birth control doesn’t cause hot flashes!” lol. Poor dumb Janelle.
It looks like they left the donut with David’s sister while they were in NYC. Why in the hell could the kid not stay with his father? Nathan only knows that Janelle is out of town a lot. He has no idea where his kid is when she leaves town.
Janelle actually goes to TWO hospitals in NYC. Even though the first place said it was her birth control pills, she goes to another hospital. She says HOSPITAL not doctor. How does one bypass the doctor and go straight to a hospital?
Janelle talks to Barbara and all her symptoms are like menopause symptoms. Which are caused by hormone changes. Like the wrong birth control pill can cause. This is why I didn’t stay on the pill after the first time I took it. Condoms are your friend. Wasn’t she on the shot before? Not that I would do that either, but plenty of people do it with no issue. Janelle is “in the hospital waiting to be discharged.” Did she go to ER? They gave her “anxiety meds.” She still wants Babs to bring her Jace.
Meanwhile, back at the donut factory, Janelle is reading about how addictive her anxiety medication is. And she is a former heroin addict, and if her doctor knew that, she would not be prescribed it.
Barbra drops off Jace and has his “nephew” in two who likes to be about three or four. Apparently, her estranged sister Ashleigh can’t handle him and has palmed him off on Barbara. Ashleigh was pregnant again last year. Janelle made a comment about her pregnancy despite her “hundreds of illnesses” and seems to be quite jealous of her sister. Perhaps that explains all of her recent “hospitalizations.” Oh wow, I was just googling to find out who that kid was since it seems he belongs to Barbara now. When Barbara comes in the house she tells Janelle that she needs to clear her schedule for March 5th because it is Jace’s soapbox derby and she has to fly to New Jersey with Ashleigh. Janelle is FURIOUS. She says that is “Spring Break” um, hello, adults don’t get Spring Break. Especially unemployed ones who already live on a beach and have nothing to need a break from.
Janelle says she is pissed that her mother has barely shown any concern after she has been in the hospital four times. Perhaps because Barbara is not an idiot and knows she is full of shit. Barbara laughs in her face and calls her a hypochondriac. I love Barbara. Janelle has a meltdown about her mother not being there for her. Um, her mother has uprooted her entire life to clean up Janelle’s messes. I think Barbara should show her what not there for her looks like. Meanwhile, she has upset the doughnut who is trying to console her.
This was a pretty mild episode as this season goes. Am I the only one who blames Kail for everything?