We are back in the Berkshires where Bethenny has been losing her ever loving mind on Luann as if she has just met her and has no idea who Luann is. Luann asks is Bethenny has a new boyfriend and she declines to tell her, yet Bethenny wants a full accounting of Luann’s entire sex life for the past ten years.
Ramona is sitting across the tables from Luann. Ramona is sitting directly to Luann’s right. Bethenny who seems wasted goes to sit next to Ramona and starts talking to her in the way drunk people do when they don’t realize they are so loud the entire room can hear them.
Oh God. Carole comes in during the argument. In her talking head she says she thinks Bethenny is arguing with a man. These two sure do seem to think the mean girl team is adorable. It’s not. Carole calls Luann, LuMAN in her talking head. Just so childish.
I was looking forward to this party, but I am so not in the mood for these bitches tonight. It’s been a long day and I would really rather be the drunk woman than listen to all of these woman show their asses on TV.
I just can’t recap this. We are twenty minutes in and Bethenny is still screeching. I just can’t do it. Sorry. They actually replay Bethenny screaming like a banshee at Dorinda’s last year.
Why doesn’t Luann just leave? I would have left soon after Bethenny’s drunken rant started. Dorinda finally loses her shit and tells everyone to go home.
As I am about to hit publish without even finishing this goat rodeo, I recall that Andy Cohen said last week on WWHL that he feels this is one of the top five RHONY shows of all time.
This is a clear indication Andy Cohen has no idea at all what the audience wants to see.
I hate all of these women and I just can’t make it through the last seven minutes of this episode. Sorry I’m going to go watch 500 questions. It’s been a long day.