Andy’s tie is the wonkiest it has ever been. It looks like while Dorinda was doing her twirl in her shiny jumpsuit for Andy, someone made him try to straighten it. It is back to being the normal amount of wonky now. Does this drive anyone else crazy?
Andy plays the dog pooping on Dorinda’s rug repeatedly. He is such a gross person. Andy says that next week is one of the top five epsiodes of housewives of all time and the entire thing takes place over two and a half hours at Dorinda’s house in the Berkshires
Despite the Twitter war between Dorinda and Ramona after last week’s episode, Dorinda says that she and Ramona have “moved on.” I really don’t think their friendship will ever be what it was before Dorinda came on the show.
The preview of next week shows Bethenny being a raving lunatic toward Luann and accusing her of not owning up to all the billions of people she has slept with. First of all, Luann copped to fucking Rey this week. So she is owning up to it. Secondly, why does Luann have to disclose all of her lovers to Bethenny or anyone else? Who the hell constantly wants a running tally of their friends sexual escapades? If Luann wanted you to know, she would share them with you. Perhaps the reason she doesn’t is because you are so damn judgmental, Bethenny. Luann should berate Bethenny about who she is sleeping with.
Dorinda claims she didn’t know about Ramona and Sonja’s interactions with Tom before she introduced him to Luann. She heard about it after the show.
Dorinda is asked about Bethenny and Carole being so mean to Jules. Dorinda says she doesn’t understand it. She says Jules can do no right with them, whatever she does they criticize her for it.
John is in the audience. Dorinda and John say that things are good between him and the girls. I think this is like last night when Robert from #60DaysIn said he didn’t have any problems with the other inmates.
Someone asks if she feels bad that she didn’t invite Sonja to the party. She gives the storyline answer about Sonja being in a vulnerable place and she wanted to protect Sonja from the drama. We know that Bethenny most likely refused to go if she was going to be there so that is why Sonja was invited. Dorinda has given zero real answers to any questions. This has been a super boring episode where she says everything is fine and dandy. The only real thing she said, and it was sort of an aside to Paula is that her mother and her daughter get upset watching the way she is treated by some of the girls when they watch the show.
Andy asked if Ramona had her carpets cleaned for her. Dorinda says “What do you think? She wouldn’t even admit that it was her dog who crapped everywhere!”
This show was mostly about Luann and Bethenny and Luann and Sonja. Interesting.
Paula Abdul was the sanest I have ever seen her. Boring, but sane. let’s see if we can ALL see this post.