The RHOOC trailer is up as I predicted. The RHONJ one should be along in a day or two. And once again the ability to host the trailer has been made difficult by the people at bravo. No other network in television makes it DIFFICULT to advertise their programing.
The girls go to Ireland to drink and milk cows this season. I thought I posted about that but it looks like I did not. Tamra’s storyline this season will be mostly about her body building in preparation for her competition. I believe that competition is in a few days. For some reason the date was moved. Body builders eat very little while training for a competition. I am not looking forward to a hangry Tamra.
There will be an unfortunate number of costumed events this season. In one fiasco, Terry looks like John Travota in a white suit and Heather may or may not be on roller skates. Skates are not, she takes a pretty hard fall on her ass. Other stupid costumes include body suits with nipple clamps and fake pubic hair (classy) and at least one body suit with a fake penis (seriously?). At one of these costumed events, David gets up in Vicki’s face shaking his finger and calling her a “fucking scumbag.” Perhaps this is where the issues between Shannon & David toward Vicki come to a head. I heard that it gets bad.
Heather Dubrow is also seen screaming at Vicki while jabbing her index finger in the air towards Vicki screaming at her to apologize for her shit! Tamra and Vicki’s crap daughter talk about Vicki behind her back on national TV again and discuss Vicki “stalking” Brooks presumably on the Internet.
We will see lots of footage of the dune buggy accident which should make for some dramatic TV. Kelly was the person in the back riding with Vicki. There are a LOT of scenes of Vicki and Kelly together. Kelly has sewn up herself another season already I can tell. She seems to be conjoined with Vicki all season. Kelly calls Heather a cunt at one group function and Heather loses her mind. I may have to come around and like Kelly after all.
Here is the official NBCu Press release, with my purple pen.
NEW YORK – May 23, 2016 – Bravo Media’s original series that started the hit franchise “The Real Housewives of Orange County” is back for season 11 on Monday, June 20 at 9 pm ET/PT. The OG of the OC, Vicki Gunvalson, returns along with Tamra Judge, Heather Dubrow, Shannon Beador and Meghan King Edmonds. This season, friendships are tested, forgiveness is earned, and alliances turn, when a new bold and brash housewife, Kelly Dodd, makes more waves than a hurricane. Season ten of “The Real Housewives of Orange County” averaged 2.9 million total viewers, making it the most-watched season in series history.
Last season left Vicki on the outs with the ladies, but with Brooks finally out of the picture; (From the looks of the trailer, she was still in contact with him and drunk dialing him at the beginning of the series. So all hope of a Brooks free episode is gone even though I do not believe that he filmed. ) she tries to get her friendships back on track and helps her daughter Briana move back to Orange County. As Tamra gets ripped for a fitness competition, her son Ryan’s relationship with baby mama Sarah is ripped apart. (Because he goes nuts and she has Ryan arrested) (And the marriage is OFF)
Heather’s mega mansion is way behind schedule as she finds herself in single mom territory as Terry works more than ever. She also found out she could not throw another party at the construction site! Quel dommage! And her faking crying over this on the trailer is laughable. Shannon and David find their marriage rekindled and renewed but the stress of selling their house and moving into a new one threatens to throw her into a downward spiral. Throw her into a downward spiral? She’s been in a downward spiral. And DAVID does a surprise vow renewal, what is wrong with this man? Oh yeah, Shannon’s daddy calls the shots. Nevermind. Step-mom Meghan is ready to take the leap to biological motherhood when she tries IVF to get pregnant, but is frustrated that her baseball husband, Jimmy Edmonds, might not be as hands-on as she would like. Oh yay! IVF pregnancy without sex! Who didn’t see that coming. Hands off indeed. There is a reason for that, Meghan.
Meet the new housewife, Kelly Dodd
Fearless and confident Kelly Dodd has a mouth as big as her heart. Originally hailing from Arizona, her fiery Latin lineage and unfiltered opinions definitely bring the heat to the OC. With a penchant for gossip and drinking champagne, there is never a dull moment around her. Or a sober one from what we have seen so far. After a rocky period in her marriage, (this does not surprise me) she recently reconciled with her husband Michael, (Kelly & Michael! That doesn’t bode well! ) who cashed out of major tech toy company and is now home and always underfoot. Family is what’s most important to this stay-at-home mom, who shares her 4-story oceanfront mansion with 9-year old daughter Jolie, her younger brother Eric and her mom Bobbi. Among the ladies, Kelly finds herself in hot water when she befriends outcast Vicki despite warnings from her bestie Meghan. (I am not surprised this chick is friends with Meghan.) I’m still not sure if Meghan has an orange or not. With Kelly being her bestie I assume Meghan kept her orange and Kelly is her FOH.
Don’t miss “The Real Housewives of Orange County Uncensored” special airing Monday, June 13 at 9pm ET/PT featuring never-before-seen footage on the show’s infamous eighth season. The cast and producers will give behind-the-scenes insight from Vicki’s secret plastic surgery, the “threesome” fight atop the mountain at Whistler and why the cast doubts Gretchen’s rooftop marriage proposal. Is this really necessary? The dirt on Gretchen’s marriage proposal might be interesting I guess. The RHOBH behind the scenes was great, but it was Season One. Why do this for season 8 of all the seasons? It looks like a hatchet job on Vicki and Gretchen and I haven’t seen a frame of it yet.