I had a lot of things I would rather be watching than Bravo tonight, and I paused to recap RHONY but this jackass that was on with Luann was just not worth the interruption in my schedule. Let me see how this all went down.
Before we even start, Andy and his cockeyed tie introduces the jackass as someone who has been in a “twitter war” with Kenya Moore. Um noe. He’s a misogynist loser who attacks women on Twitter frequently. He’s introduced as a guy with a podcast and a lot of rabid fans. Meanwhile, Kenya is the reason people tune in to Bravo’s most watched series. That said, Andy’s misogyny is so extreme that he is going to continuously call this guy to be on his show to trash his moneymaker. Because, Andy.
Yesterday was Luann’s birthday. Her man apparently threw her a surprise party. Ramona was invited, but then disinvited because it rained and the party had to be moved inside. Luann says that since it was a surprise party, she had nothing to do with the invites. She says she thinks that the reason Ramona was cut was because Dorinda and John were going to be there.
Andy makes Luann do a rundown about her current relationship with the other girls. She she’s fine with everyone with a few exceptions. Carole and Luann appear to be in a slightly better place. Luann says things were great with Ramona until she saw the screener for this episode (the real reason she was disinvited from the party) and Bethenny and Luann are “up and down.” I think Luann really wants to be closer to Bethenny and Bethenny doesn’t really want to go there.
Andy tries to get the scoop on Rey from Luann, but the QUEEN is spazzing out in his chair and we can’t make out the actual conversation. The Queen starts hopping up and down in his seat saying he has a question, “Is Rey Gay?” Because apparently he is the Queen’s type.
For some reason, Andy asks the Queen what he thinks about RHONY folks. At some point, the guest in the first chair, THE COUNTESS who is actually on the show and wishes to correct the Queen about HER jewelry line, Andy gets all, “hush you, the gays are talking.” Seriously, he told her to not interrupt the Queen, and the Queen turned to the Countess and said, “Is this the Countess report?”
Countess wins the evening (which was nor hard) by not knowing how to do a shotski and thus letting Andy know she doesn’t watch his crap show.
The Queen who was everso offended on behalf of the gay community continues to call Rey gay and refer to him in a negative way, He also talks about how John should never put his “dickbeater” in a woman’s face because that is disrespectful, apparently that is one of his podcast terms. Quoth the Queen who has been berating Kenya online for weeks. Then one of the Queen’s “fans” calls in with the most planted call in history where she says oh hey! I am a super fan of the Queen who is “very straight!” and I love how straight he is because he is the straightest guy in history and I am single and want to know how to meet a really, really straight guy, like the Queen who is so straight and also likes to watch housewives and is all about “the Bravo life.” Good God.
Luann says all of her kids love her new fiancé, Tom.
Ramona texts that she didn’t defend Ray, even though we all saw it on TV tonight. She says Luann was not there. And she is pissed to be disinvited to her party and points out that it did not rain. Dayum this is better than the show, we have drunk tweets by Ramona! Luann cracks up and says after Ramona was disinvited, she sent a text with the NYC weather forecast.
Bethenny tweeted about Andy’s fugly suit he’s wearing, ” Hey Andy, The Spinners called. They want their suit back.”
The poll question was, “Whose side are you on Bethenny or Sonja?” Bethenny only won by 54% Andy attributes the close race to Sonja crying and playing dumb.
I can only assume Kenya threatened to walk if Andy let the Queen disrespect her on the show. Because he didn’t bring it up at all after the initial introduction. I mean it is not like we expected Andy to actually stick up for Kenya.