Sigh. Why does Andrew have to randomly screw up my viewing schedule? Because I have this random weird half hour to wait for Tour Group, I suppose I will stare at Andy’s crooked tie for a half an hour. She is late so he is talking to himself waiting on her to show up. Or not.
There she is! He has also put Mariah in his chair. You know, Andy, the one who says the chair placement and the game prizes mean nothing. Mariah wants the other side. Andy informs her that she does in fact want the side she is on. Because, Andy.
Wow. Mariah is really dumb. Like Teresa Giudice could teach her a things dumb. Who could marry this woman? I have listened to her for 10 minutes and I need to visit a monastery or something.
Why does Andy feel the need to bring J-Lo up every single time. I have heard the “I don’t know her” story ten times on WWHL. Andy is now worried that Mariah doesn’t “know” him. He is so afraid of her rambling answer he cuts to commercial.
Some RuPaul Drag Queens are there and Derek comes out as Mariah and she tells him he looks like Brittany. BWAHAHAHAHA. Stick to what you know, Derek.
There is no need for me to write anything else. Is this drugs? Alcohol? Mental Illness? A combo? Or daaaadaaaadaaadaaa?
I feel like this gay super fan calling in right now is going to literally have a heart attack. This is giving me actual anxiety.
Three minutes to Sandhurst….
Andy asks her favorite song to play in Vegas. She needs a lot of think time. Andy gives her a helpful clue, “They are all your number ones….”
Derrek who still looked exactly like Brittany was the winner chosen by Mariah. She literally had photos to point at and read the name. Now talk amongst yourselves. It’s time for Tour Group.