This week on Below Deck Med we have a bunch of models shooting a commercial for The Tilted Kilt, a sort of racier TGI Friday’s kind of place, perhaps more akin to Hooters without the delicious wings. The Tilted Kilt has been on several reality shows as a corporation, I remember Undercover Boss and I believe there were some others.
But first newbie deckhand, Danny, who has so far been the model apprentice is on deck with some random chicks he and Bobby have brought home from the bar. There is nothing wrong with guys bringing girls home from the bar. Except when they are not home and the below deck help on someone else’s giant gaudy yacht.
We start with drunk Hannah and Bryan arguing over how Hannah treats Tiffany. But very quickly we see drunk Danny and drunk Bryan bringing two or three girls back to the boat. The stupid little bitches Jen and probably Hannah laugh together about how the boys are going to get fired. I really don’t think they know any better. They are new. Danny also helps himself to the Patron on board and begins serving drinks. Ben is making octopus to starve off a morning hangover and trying to get Hannah not to be such a cunt. Which is rather impossible when she is sober and clearly impossible now. The Patron thing was specifically forbidden by Captain Mark. The ever so irritating Hannah ambles drunkenly to tell the two bar bimbos that this is her boat and they need to leave.
Danny immediately realizes he could be in trouble. Takes the drinks back and told the girls they had to leave. Meanwhile, Hannah goes and tattles to Bryan. Bryan is of course “Team Tripod” with the two male deckhands, so they are not worried. But they should be Because Captain Mark is going to handle this himself. Ben is friends with Danny and trying to give him a bit of mentoring. Captain Mark give Danny and Bobby extra work duties and one strike against them. Three strikes, and they are out. He keeps Bryan behind. Bryan seemed to think he would be getting off with no responsibility for his team members. And he really just gets a warning. Captain Mark was concerned that Bryan didn’t know about the Patron. Crisis averted.
Captain Mark briefs Hannah, Bryan and Ben on the incoming Tilted Kilt waitresses and starts right off telling the guys there is no fraternizing with the models. Hannah immediately lets us know these passengers are beneath her and says this will be an easy trip because they won’t know if they don’t get the full treatment. That’s Hannah! Bryan is very clear with the boys that it is a hands off policy with the girls. Hmmmm, apparently Danny has worked on yachts before.
In other news, now that Hannah has eight other women to degrade, she has lightened up on Tiffany. While Hannah handles dinner service, she hears the girls talking about the attraction between Danny and Morgan. By the way, the young ladies who are the guests are incredibly appreciative of everything Hannah does.
Danny and Morgan hang out on the couch in the wee hours when he is supposed to be working. She hugs him goodnight. Even Bobby is furious with Danny at this point. And he is just getting started. He keeps the girls up until the wee hours talking to them. This made Hannah have to stay up and attend to them. The next morning he takes selfies with all of the girls.
On the beach shoot, Danny makes out with Morgan.
Next week: Danny and the girl continue to steal away together. The Captain is furious and he is restricted to his quarters.