My criteria for people in general relied on their moral code. More on that as you read the list. Or don’t read it. I could not care less either way. Loyalty, fairness and being a good friend are big themes in the list below. These shows are more about friendship and social interaction than anything else. I hate women. That is a blanket statement. There are some exceptions. But in general, women tend to be hypocritical, small minded twats. So when I was asked to list my favorites, I naturally declined and offered to talk about how hateable they all are. I said that there is not one of them I like. Some are just less hateable. I would not cross the street to have a drink with any of them, unless it was to somehow fuck with them. I do consider myself to be a good friend to those who I like. That’s important to me. I can’t think of one person in these shows I would make a bet on to be a good friend. There are some possibles: Kyle, Teresa, Kenya, Vicki…but they are all so damned fake and the shows are so heavily edited and scripted, I wouldn’t bet money on any of them. Oh and I refuse to watch Potomac, Australia, Dallas or Canada. I’m over my quota as it is. Here it goes:
Melissa Gorga The fakest of the fake. She HAD to get on that show. She is so jealous of her sister in law, a non-threatening 9 on the Benet scale. Poor Teresa is honestly not mean spirited at all. She is just dumb and oblivious. Melissa is as jealous of Teresa’s niceness as she is of her fame. She’s a money grubbing, untalented idiot who doesn’t even know how dumb she actually is. No humor or self awareness. She might be a decent mother, so she is at 10 instead of lower.
Tamra Barney I honestly think she is the shittiest parent imaginable. She tried to pimp out her barely legal son to a drunk twice his age. Her other kids have had to suffer through a lot of bullshit so mom can be a star.
Nene Leakes uses people and then tosses them aside. The worst kind of friend. She lives in a rented glass house and throws boulders. Dangerous because she came from nothing and will do anything not to go back to nothing — but still has nothing to lose.
Leah Black I so love Miami and wish they’d come back. This condescending old cunt has no sense of humor and tries to manipulate everything around her. Shit person who pretends to have a pedigree, but really was a stray ally cat before she married decrepit money.
Eileen/Lisa Rinna these two have a combined IQ under 50. Imbeciles is too kind. Both of them try so hard to be relevant. Hopefully Eileen will be a footnote by next season.
Kim Richards is a child. A bratty child who expects everything and gives nothing.
Ramona because her lack of self awareness and utter shit person behavior is deplorable. She is a liar and the worst friend ever. She does not have a nice or moral bone in her body. When I talk morality, I mean do unto others, own your shit, honesty and the like. Those are my lines. Everyone has their own morality “line” and we are all different. Where you turn into a shit person is when you do not abide by the same moral code you expect from others.
Brandi Glanville the first scene she was in with a high heel and a crutch with boobs flying told me all I needed to know. Her drunken jackassery and twat on a plate offering…well, I guess that kind of stuff doesn’t bother me in real life or whatever. But…she has kids. Who can read (presumably – thank god for schools because I’m guessing she has taught them nothing). It’s her starfucking disloyal act that I can’t stand. She was mesmerized by Lisa. When someone richer came along, she not only ditched her best friend who had done so much for her, she targeted her as Yolanda’s flying monkey. The whole “do the worst thing you can think of and then say you’re sorry and all should be forgotten” shit is utter crap. She is an over aged millennial. And I loathe millennials.
Caroline Manzo is such a hypocrite. She really is cluelessly convinced that she is on some moral high ground. She has raised brats — entitled idiots who are as mean spirited as she is. When it comes out that her husband has cheated on her for years, she is going to need to eat some Camille Grammar crow. And she is a faux Italian for the most part. Olive Garden and all. But mostly, I hate her because she makes the big 7 fishes dinner on Christmas Eve and stays dirty and disheveled instead of fixing herself up. Martyrey bitch. That scene has stayed with me all these years.
The Other Number 2
Tie! 2.1 Jacqueline Laurita will do anything for a dollar. She has paraded her tard child all over the place in an attempt to get screen time. She feeds him candy as a reward? Spends very little time with him. There is no reason to banish a baby to “school” when they are under five other than actually having to work. She seems to just want to get rid of him. I’m no expert on autism. But all kids benefit from lots of rest, a good diet and discipline. He gets none of those things because they are not convenient for her to give. Her daughter is in the top percentile for worst person in earth. It’s not hard to figure out why. Jacqueline tries to be a cute, naive, coquettish “trophy” wife but just comes off like an overly bronzed turd. The older she gets, the more ridiculous that act becomes.
Phaedra I keep hearing from women who have law degrees in Atlanta and one is dumber than the last one. How do they get law degrees? I understand inferior colleges. But the bar is the bar. Is Georgia’s bar remedial? Anyway, this woman does not even try to hide her racism. She pretends to be mother of the year. And I’m convinced that she had a part in stealing from pensioners, insurance companies and probably anyone she felt like stealing from. She is an entitled cunt with no redeeming qualities.
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