Technical Note: I THINK the mobile device commenting issue may be fixed. I’ve been working on it all day. I hope it works, but let me know either way. It seems that the mobile plugins (and other stuff) on JetPack revert to the default settings when there is a major WordPress Update and I have to go in redo all the settings. How convenient!
I am going to try to hit the broad strokes of this “Secrets Revealed” since I doubt there will be any secrets revealed. Let’s find out!
Secret: Kyle didn’t consult LVP about building her closet. Because Faye Resnick was doing it. Though LVP tries to say Kyle did consult her and Kyle placates her with some nods.
Not so Secret: Porsha is a handful. Kyle keeps her busy will all sorts of lessons, horseback riding, piano, and acting. However, this doesn’t stop her from spending $10K plus on coins for Kim Kardashian’s stupid app. This was a major news story here locally, the app apparently requires a credit card number and the “coins” that the kids then buy to keep spending in the stores are VERY expensive. Portia is not disciplined for anything.
We saw Kim visit Kyle in Palm Springs. Apparently when they were young they used to play “store.” Kathy would take their real money for things around the house and then sell them to them again later.
Not so secret: Swans are mean. We are treated to footage of one of the swans biting both Ken and Lisa. This is old footage.
Secret: LVP makes Ken get botox. She’s says he is 70 and if he doesn’t need now, then when? Never. He’s 70 for fucksake.
Secret: Her new video is sort of awesome. She has almost a million views and it hasn’t even been up for a month yet.
Erika Jayne loves her husband. She also thinks Harry Hamlin is hot! Because, duh.
Secret: Yolanda filmed way more whackadoodle medical scenes than we saw. We see her at a “holistic chiropractor’s” office when she fishes dozens upon dozens of pills and other concoctions out of a tackle box. She holds each one as the “healer” tries to push down her extended arm. If he can do it, then needs to stop taking it. It’s hysterical. Pushing the finder around an Ouija board is more believable than this. She sees thrilled when she is told she can keep taking artesuanate, which is a medication that treats malaria. That is the only approved use of the medication.
Also when she first walked in the guy told her she was looking better and she didn’t like that one bit. She says this is the most authentic doctor ever. Who says that about a doctor. If you ask a friend if they like their doctor and would they recommend her and she said, “Yes! He is very authentic!” Wouldn’t that be a red flag? Then she says he is the doctor who told her that she had “plastic in her liver.” They then show her explant and how the leakage were a couple of inches and they got it all. Yolanda then talks about having silicone all over her chest. She’s a nutbar.
Not so Secret: Rinna took care of Amelia after she got her tonsils removed. The kid seems like an angsty teenager.
Not so Secret: Delilah is modeling.
Secret: Lisa said she was just joking around when she said she put on a strap-on once on Jenny McCarthy’s podcast
Erika went to visit Eileen on the Y & R set. I really like this friendship. Erika was impressed that her character is so mean and the opposite of her.
The show a clip of Erika in a movie called Alchemy in 1995.
Secret: Erika Jayne and Eileen went shopping and Erika Jayne bought Eileen a racy dress. She bough $700 worth of swim suits for herself.
So, Is this shit show of a season FINALLY over now?