Look Andy, I really need this to be a good episode of WWHL to make up for the weekend that never happened because my server stopped, well, serving. So let’s do this! We begin with Andy Cohen being unable pronounce two out of the three guests names. And he can only pronounce Mercedeh’s name because she pretends like it is Mercedes so she just doesn’t have to correct people.
Vida is asked for some advice for the rest of the cast. She is so good at it, I have to transcribe it for you.
Golnesa: Stop being a victim!
Mike: He’s a confused dreamer.
Asa: Stop using the show for her personal benefit. If she wants to make money do it on her own time. Tell that to Bethenny Frankel, Vida.
Reza: Stop saying “bitch” and acting superior. (Some translation was needed here)
Vida says she is happy the way she is, she doesn’t need a man in her life. MJ says she wants to find her mother a man. She said this after basically saying all of her friends think Vida is whoring around all over town when she isn’t. Oh, MJ.
You can tell that Vida has come around and actually likes Tommy. Then she says that Tommy is not educated and doesn’t have a good job.
MJ says she and Mike are on good terms.
Someone asks about the dog makeover on the show where her dog was allegedly painting pink with polka dots. MJ jumps right in to say, “that was real.” Confirming my belief when I caught a bit of that scene when I was not recapping the episode and it clearly looked like a dog suit to me. I don’t think that happened either. I believe NOTHING that happens on this show anymore.
Vida says that the reason she is so hard on MJ is because she never listens to her and it is very frustrating.
MJ says she has not set a wedding date and she is irritated when people ask because she feels like engagements should be long. I get the feeling that having Tommy move in with her has been an eye opening experience. Once we hit a certain age, and I agree MJ may not quite be there yet because she wants kids, the reality of waking up with another person in the house every damn day would be a bit much to adjust to.
Vida picked the dress that MJ’s boob keeps trying to sneak out the side of because she has issues with her wardrobe.
They are playing a game called Mommy Doolest. Isn’t this the show that wants us to believe that Dool is a term for penis? Have you no shame, Andrew? No, no you do not. Neither of them were smart enough to play the game and hold up their cards.
Someone asks MJ how she knew Mike cheated before the wedding, she says it was because she saw the texts the girl had written before the wedding. Um So did I. She says that she gave a polite answer about not wanting to come alone after the wedding because she didn’t want to expose Mike’s philandering ways to Jessica.
71% of people say Vida will never come around to liking Tommy.