Tonight’s #WWHL is not live tonight because Andy is at the Met Gala Ball. Leeanne looks great tonight. Has she had work done? Oh Andy asks her about it and she deflects. She has had major work done. Andy then asks about her blush issue. She acts like it was a one time issue at the Mad Hatter’s party but it was not. She is constantly Mary Kayed up to look like a tart.
Leeanne wants us to know she is not jealous of anyone. Then he plays a montage of people trash talking Leeanne. Ouch, Andrew. Isn’t this her first time in the clubhouse and you have her sitting second chair. Leeanne claims she is not in menopause. She’s 48 though so she’s getting close!
Wow in a clip from next week, Leeanne goes batshit crazy and starts attacking the crew! Like seriously, attacking them!
A caller asks Leeanne what her response it to people who criticize her (lack of) wealth and say she raises money because she doesn’t have any to give. First of all, what is wrong with raising money for charity if you can’t donate as much as you would like? That should have been Leeanne’s response. Sadly she said she is not one of the poors and she can tell us that she has donated $10K in one month for two charities. My screen is paused while I type and the look on Cecily’s face as she say this is everything.
Leeanne gives a long explanation about how long she has lived with her boyfriend and they own a home together and you think she is going to say that they are practically married now, so who cares. Because that should have been her answer. Instead, she has apparently snooped and discovered that he already has a ring. Who admits that? You can tell Cicely is not a fan of Leeanne’s. Leeanne says he is very romantic and is waiting for that right moment. In eight years, you would think a good moment would have arisen by now if he was that interested. Do you think she is lying about the ring?
Leeanne says that we will see her relationship with Brandi go through some ups and downs but that Brandi has a very forgiving heart and she would love to become closer to her. Again, Cicely’s face during all of Leeanne’s answers is everything from bemusement to utter disbelief at what Leeanne is saying. She basically says that Stephanie is the real bitch.
Luanne tells us about her carny life but she uses so many carny terms I have no idea what she is talking about. Flat Joint? Stick Joint? She started work at age three. Both guests “win” two in one wine and martini glasses. Which is a good time to point out that last night Andy had on two black male comedians from Comedy Central and gave them both hoodies! I don’t think I’ve seen hardly anyone get a hoodie before and that just seemed…well… it made me feel uncomfortable.
Leeanne says that Katie, her friend brought the kid who trash talked her to the party because she didn’t have the never to do it herself.
How do we have callers on taped shows? How do the know when to call?