I’m afraid to even watch this episode. The weight of the world is on Nina Garcia. Can she fix this messy situation that Isaac Misrahi has caused? Can we finally take the Oral Skill Bonus Points off the table?
Nina Garcia comes out on stage and Sam is hit with the realization that blowjobs and chin waves are not going to work with her. Dom looks thrilled to see her. I think everyone but Sam was just praying for a judge without a willing penis. Kini points out that Sam has never been critiqued by Nina. He’s rather gleeful about that.
The Challenge is about technology. It’s sponsored by OtterBox a company that makes protective phone cases. What is with that name. No one knows what she is saying and when you finally see it, and understand the product, it gives on pause about the structure of on otter’s vagina. Are they really that hard to get into? Because otters in the park seem quite frisky and plentiful.
Oh yeah, the challenge. Create an original print for print on print fashion that will look good in an otter’s vagina. I think. I sort of stopped paying attention.
My boy, Ken has gone from “fusstrated” to “overwhelmed.” You can do this Ken! You are coming off a win! Ken picks up a really nice brocade at Mood. Ken also grows up before our very eyes and clears the tension between him and Sam for the sake of the workroom environment. I’m so proud of Ken! Ken’s original print is the least bold.
My first look at Dom’s print is not pleasing. It is a bright pink and red geometric concept. However, I can see it in an otter’s vagina. So there is that. Dom is the projected winner before anyone even starts. BUT, she seems to have way too many ideas.
Sam’s pixelated flowers don’t suck. Isn’t he the one that can paint? I’m concerned. Oh goody! He has picked hideous neoprene mesh AGAIN!
Kini is doing a tuxedo suit look in black and white prints. So far so good. Kini is not interested in clearing the air between him and Sam. I’m okay with that.
Dimitri, Seth Aaron, Mondo and Anthony Ryan, four previous All Stars winners enter the workroom for a twist. They are not there to disrupt, but to give advice. They are way better than the usual Zanna sabotage. Maybe they finally realized Zanna was disruptive rather than helpful. May Mondo can sew for Sam. Mondo does tell Sam his execution sucks. Please let that be foreshadowing.
Ugh. Zanna is still there. She comes in and tries to sabotage everyone. But even she doesn’t like Sam.
Dom’s look makes zero sense to me. Is it a dress with a slit? Is it a one legged jumpsuit? I can’t get a good enough look at it for it to make any sense to me. I don’t like it. I don’t get it. I can’t even tune it in. Why do we only get a few glimpses of the actual designs?
Ken did a top out of his original material. His mentor told him to go for volume and dramatics due to his rather boring print. He did not listen. That said, the outfit is wearable and he might be okay. I am not sure the original print is otter vagina worthy though.
Kini’s look is the winning look. Every time that model walks down the runway I think I would like her look if she was wearing a Coleman tent. She is everything.
Sam’s neoprene mesh monstrosity is not something I would wear for the one mile trip to the ghetto beer store if I had the Zika virus and it was the only thing available to cover my fat ass. I’d rather just go in my bra.
The prints don’t even go together. Nothing about this works. I was so nervous that he might stay because I really like his original print the best for a phone cover. But if this doesn’t send his ass home I am done with the farce of a show. It’s so bad it is nauseating. Even Isaac looks nauseated!!!
For me this is simple as pie. Kini won and it’s WAY PAST TIME for Sam to go!
The judges are judging Dom more harshly than Sam! What is wrong with them? The don’t like Ken’s look either. It’s clear Kini will win, but they were not excited about anything else.
Ken thinks he is going home and he is really worried and mad at himself. I can’t with these judges. I think they might send DOM home. And that would be an outage, one legged wrap dress or not. It seems like they like her better when she is off the stage. They are mad that Ken didn’t take any risks. Nina hates his sad fabrics. Isaac is ready to let Sam go! Isaac says the neoprene mesh is a disaster!
I am not going to get my hopes up.
Holy shit! Dom won! I hate these people!
No, seriously, I HATE THESE PEOPLE! The judges say they can’t decide between Sam and Ken. I found it odd when Kini said to Dom that it was a hard decision. Clearly, we know now that was staged after the fact.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! They are going to make the SEW head to head. Ken immediately looks gleeful. I think Sam has shat himself. This is clearly all staged to out the fact that SAM CANNOT SEW A STRAIGHT STITCH! There is no mannequin to drape and tack on! This is hilarious!
I LOVE THESE PEOPLE!
These idiots can’t be bothered to say to Sam that is a hot mess piece of shit. They are complimenting him. There is no way they are going to pick Sam’s dress. Why do they coddle this boy? Who the hell is he related to?? This has to be more than just dick sucking. He has to be someone’s really dumb kid.
THANK GOD THEY SENT HIM HOME.
Next week, I am going to be PRAYING for a Ken Win! But I am happy with any of these three winning.