Once again, I have blocked this hot mess of a season out of my mind. With three franchises of housewives going, we all seem to be suffering from housewives fatigue. The RHOBH however are not fatigued at all. LVP has taken time away from her pet cause of regulating the dietary habits of a small Chinese village to get into it with Eileen on Twitter. Eileen told LVP to get a conscience after LVP suggested Eileen get a life. It was all very “Fix that body! Fix that face!” Since the last episode I have blocked an estimated five hundred LVPlunatics who gleeful drilled me down to discover that my commenters paid for my lawyer in the Sheree Whitfield lawsuit and the fact that I think it is poetic justice when someone who lives off of millions acquired by knowingly selling snake oil to cancer patients then gets cancer and needs appropriate treatment. Shocking secrets all.
So let us gird our loins and prepare for LVP to cry and play the victim role and Andy Cohen to drag an alcoholic back on stage and interrogate her about “her lowest point.” That question to Kim can’t help but make me wonder what Andy Cohen’s lowest point was? I’d say the way he is treating Yolanda and Kim on this reunion has to be a major part of his moral abyss.
We begin with Yolanda storming off the set in tears. Daisy is in the makeup room to dry Yolanda’s tears. Erika goes back to the couches to fight for Yolanda’s honor. Yolanda comes back out. Andy asks Yolanda who she believes. Yolanda says she has a history of manipulating people to make a good storyline and it’s possible that LVP said that. Rinna walks off yelling at LVP to “own it!” Eileen chimes in.
Nex, we talk about the Mohammed situation. Yolanda seems thrilled that Mohammed and LVP don’t talk anymore. Rinna and Eileen feel sorry for Yolanda. I said on the part one recap that Andy has succeed in making me feel bad for her too. Clearly there is something very wrong with Yolanda and it’s not Lyme disease. All of this poking and prodding is just feeding her illness.
Erika changes her story about why she lied about telling Yolanda about the conversation between LVP and Kyle about the kids. Now she says she didn’t understand the question. That’s bullshit. It was a simple question. Yolanda cries and talks about people living in a van down by the river because of Lyme disease. Everyone apologizes profusely. Rinna apologizes very sincerely one on one.
Next Andy is going to exploit Kim Richards condition. Kim is still not in a program. She wants to keep her recovery private. I see no point in recapping this. We all know the situation by now. I would have a comment on that eye shadow if it was on anyone other than Kim Richards. I don’t see why anyone thinks Rinna or Eileen have any sort of requirement to coddle Kim like the rest of them do. She did outrageous, scary, dangerous things in their presence. They did not appreciate it. Kim should be on an apology tour. I’m with Rinna, can we please move on!
Oh dear, Kyle has on the glitter eye shadow too. It’s fucking glitter! I was so mesmerized by it that I forgot to recap a riveting discussion about wearing underwear. #SorryNotSorry
It’s time for Eileen versus LVP. Kyle’s expression is everything during this. You can tell she loves that Eileen is being very blunt with LVP. Eileen says to LVP, “I don’t trust you.” Yolanda smiles and nods knowingly. This scene is making me miss Kristen Dimera.
LVP has moment of honesty about a past violent relationship.
This was a completely unnecessary episode. LVP should have taken a stand on all the dead horses being beaten.
Next Week: More Munchausen! And some Brandi.