I just realized that Cary Deuber from RHOD is on tonight. I haven’t had a chance to watch that tonight because it took me so long to recap the hot pink hootenanny that Patti threw on Southern Charm tonight. I guess this will take a while as it is much easier to only cover one person. Apologies if Cary gets short shifted.
Andy says that Kathryn has been tweeting a lot tonight and says that Thomas knows what to do and what to stop doing to see his children. Thomas has no idea what she means by that to hear him tell it.
Cary’s dress is gorgeous! What kind of pants is Thomas wearing? I just wasted a lot of time looking for the name of the old man brand of pants they used to wear back in the day. I don’t think it was Haggar. Anyway, the joke would not be funny enough for the time investment at this time of night. Sansabelt! It looks like Sansabelt old man pants!
Andy brings up the Landon and Thomas sexual tension and plays clips of both Shep and Craig confirming a hookup on their visits to WWHL. Thomas is in full on deny, deny, deny mode. Why? He admits to all the others? He tries throwing Craig under the bus in some weird sort of way.
We see clips from RHOD where Cary is….well very in touch with his feminine side. Andy actually asks Cary if her husband is “a little bit gay.” She says no. Moving on…
How does Andy not know what “bowing up” means. Is that really a southern thing? I thought everyone said that. RHOD looks like it was good tonight. But it is more poop nonsense.
Thomas is asked what about Kathryn attracts him. He says she is an amazing woman with a tremendous personality and they don’t always show that side on the show. He says she is sweet and beautiful and sexy. He must really be missing those kids. Andy asks if he thinks they could get back together. He says no, their relationship is too combustible and the kids don’t need to be around that negative energy.
Thomas says his parents are not happy with his relationship with Kathryn playing out on TV. They think it is bad for the kids. Andy asks why he goes after Kathryn on Twitter so much. He says he thinks it is “more talortory” he has problems controlling his temper. He is clearly too inebriated to pronounce retaliatory. His BFF, Whitney says that Thomas needs “that thing you breath into on cars before you can drive them” on his Twitter account. We all need that T-Rav. We all do. But what a ghost town Twitter would be then. Andy says we are all one tweet away from getting fired or losing custody of our kids and then fake laughs. Oh, Andrew. Andy is a bit tipsy tonight himself.
Thomas asks why Patti hates Kathryn so much. Thomas sort of does this drunken loud exhale thing and says he doesn’t know if he wants to “go there.” He says to ask Whitney next time he is on the show. Has Whitney ever been on this show?
Clearly, Cary can’t stand Leeane.
Someone asks Thomas if he is seeing anyone and if not what he looks for in a woman. He says he is not seeing anyone at the moment. But Andy reads a tweet from Kathryn that says that Thomas has a 20 year old high school drop out practically living with him. She has posted video of herself rubbing her bottom on every countertop in Thomas’ home. Thomas does another drunken exhale and says he didn’t know anything about that and he “doesn’t know who all these people are.” He making zero sense. I mean even less sense that usual. He is incoherent at this point. Someone asks when the last time he hooked up with Kathryn was. He said “probably back in December, why? Is she pregnant?”
Shady Andy gave Kim Fields the Jackhole of the day for staying on DWTS even though her doctor told her she has a stress fracture in her ankle bone. She says she can push through the pain because “she has had kids.” Andy say, “She has kids? I hadn’t heard!” Oh the SHADE!