I hate that I can’t watch this show as soon as it comes on. I finally have a minute to watch it in semi-peace. It’s a beautiful day out and that means loads of kids on skateboards and bikes and other things with wheels. This pisses Banjo off to no end. He will spring up three feet in the air from a nap and go apeshit every time one passes. I really do need to get out into this day, but I am dying to see this show.
Robert has been told his solitary time is over and he has to go back to GenPop. He is shitting himself. Then he swallows bleach or does something to make himself sick. Or maybe he just faked the whole thing.
It turns out Robert is just constipated. But he wants to go to the hospital.
Jeff has an exit interview. He basically tells them nothing relevant except that every inmate needs access to a bathroom.
There is mold in F-Pod. Is this really a shocking occurrence? Every single prison autobiography I have ever read talks about the moldy bathrooms. That is one of the reason they all have shower shoes. Maryum is skeeved out because it is her bathroom. Maryum is becoming a germaphobe. One new girl may have scabies. There is no nurse on duty on the weekends. Turns out she was having an allergic reaction to something. Probably prison detergent.
Tami and Barbra are speaking again. They are the only two who know that the other is in the program. Tami has decided to make some apologies. NOOOOO! I really want Tami to beat Boston’s ass! As Timbaland would say, “It’s too late to apologize!” You carved out your psycho bitch role and you need to play it out!
Barbra is an idiot. She signed up for this and as soon as it stopped being a sorority sleep over for her, she can’t handle it. Barbra’s mom is watching her kids. Barbra whines about her husband not wanting to hear experiences. Her mother points out he didn’t want her to participate in the first place. Barbra’s mom visits and gives her a video of her husband. No clue why he didn’t come instead. I feel like Barbra will blab about this visit.
Tami has some bites. An inmate suggest that one of the inmates is a nurse. That inmate is fucking Boston. This should be interesting. Tami and Boston make up. They are BFFs. For now.
With Robert and Jeff bailing on D Pod, it’s down to Zac and Isaiah to be the undercover spies. They have only been there for two days. Someone moves out and Zac takes his bunk. There is a huge shakedown in both C and D pods. Five guys are taken out for suspected offenses within the cell block. Everyone else is removed so the pods can be searched. The prisoners are individually searched outside the pods. Isaiah is searched much longer than Zac. The pod search on D finds a suspicious substance in Zac’s belonging. It’s clearly protein powder, but Zac will likely be shaken down again and taken out. When they return to the pod, Zac sees that all of his family photos were ripped from the wall the photos are gone and his stuff was gone through more than anyone else’s. Isaiah’s radio was broken. They are both pissed.
Most of the pod helps Zac look for his photos. Zac finds them under his bed roll in an envelope. The analysis on his protein powder showed no drugs. In fact they found no drugs in their search at all.
Next Week: Tami discovers that drugs are being smuggled in the food trays. Isaiah is offered crack. Robert may be out of the program. Barbra hates, Maryum, who is basically the Saint of F Pod and seems like she wants to get aggressive.
PLEASE DO NOT INCLUDE SPOILERS IN COMMENTS! LAST WEEK SOMEONE TRIED TO POST HOW MANY PARTICIPANTS COMPLETE THE PROGRAM. DON’T DO THAT!