We are back in the middle of Bethenny and Ramona being horrible excuses for human beings by publicly attacking Dorinda for her choice of boyfriend. Since last week Bethenny has supposedly blocked DORINDA on Twitter. This is beyond storyline. Jules is out with Dorinda supporting her while she has a cigarette When Dorinda comes back in Bethenny apologizes and tells Dorinda she went too far. Then she tells Dorinda who she should be madder at. Then Bethenny has to coach Ramona through how to apologize.
While trying on bras Carole calls Jules a toothpick. Carole is way smaller than Jules.
Dorinda is pissed and doesn’t want to stay at Ramona’s in the Hamptons. Dorinda calls John and he answers the phone while she has it on speaker by saying, “How many bitches talked smack about me…” He sounds trashed and Dorinda is calling him to come pick her up. John bursts into the party and accuses Bethenny of stealing the brand SkinnyCow. She points out that Nestle bought that brand and it is a different brand that her brand, Skinny Girl. She then says he’s a cow and she’s a girl. There is a difference there. John is a gross drunken ass who is very confrontational with Bethenny who starts giving it back to him. Dorinda is terrified and she tells John to get out and she is done with him. Bethenny says, basically, and this is the problem we have with your boyfriend. Dorinda seems to be as drunk as he is. Dorinda says she will never be around him again. Bethenny ends up comforting drunk Dorinda. Dorinda is miserable. That was uncomfortable to watch.
Carole doesn’t want to be around Luann at Bethenny’s party.
Sonja goes with Luann to look for real estate in the city. She’s looking for a short term lease. It’s a tiny little 3 bedroom 3 bath for $9K a month. The rooms would barely hold a double bed. Then she looks at a downtown apartment for $22K a month. I don’t understand why anyone pays this. It’s just such a ridiculous way to spend money.
It’s time for a Skinny Girl infomercial. Ramona arrives and shares texts from Dorinda where she tells Ramona she has broken her heart. Jules calls and Bethenny clearly doesn’t like her.
Didn’t I like this woman last week? Didn’t I get irritated with someone for saying they don’t want to see the kids last week? Well tonight I find her scenes and her screaming kids quite irritating. I only want to see kids that are cute and well mannered and even then they should just be seen and not heard. Are they taking these kids to The Hamptons? Apparently, they have a house out in or near the Hamptons that is not complete, but Jules has asked them to come by for breakfast on their way back to the city.
Apparently, John and Dorinda are staying at their house. Dorinda is very upset with Ramona. She feels Ramona betrayed her and hurt her and she is crushed. Then they mangle some Shakespeare. Clearly, none of them took Latin.
These two fucknuts are just going to fight all season and talk like they are on The Sopranos aren’t they? John has anger issues. The DVR is paused on his scary face. Dorinda is back with John like nothing ever happened.
Bethenny, Ramona and Dorinda get together for dinner. Everyone is expecting to be apologized to, no one has any plans to apologize. Somehow, as things do on housewives shows, the topic turns to small penises and what a deep disappointment they are. Dorinda’s agenda is to tell Ramona she is a piece of shit. This should be fun.
I’m distracted from all of the bitching by Bethenny’s soccer mom hair. I mean it is cute, but it’s not Bethenny. It’s not edgy enough for Bethenny
At some point Dorinda cries and Ramona apologizes. Dorinda says that she loves John. She also says she feels miserable all the time. Dorinda is still hurt by Ramona. Ramona really did try to apologize and did a much better job.
Bethenny has a hot flash and make a comment about her newscaster hair. Her term, not mine.
Next week: The party FINALLY happens and John shows up. Then Bethenny tells Jules husband he is remodeling his house wrong. Because, Bethenny.