It’s WWHL with Mike Shouhed and one of those women from Potomac. Is that show still on? Do we drink every time she brings up race in random conversation?
Right away Mike is slurring his words and is clearly wasted. He also is dating someone. What the hell is wrong with women? What about Mike could possibly be on your checklist for men worth your time?
Why does Andy’s tie ALWAYS hang like a bent penis? Every single night.
Oddly, the RHOP lady is talking about someone always being drunk on camera during filming while Mike is trying not to sway in his seat.
Andy calls out Mike for playing with his hair while looking at his reflection in the camera lens. Mike says the divorce is in the six month “cooling off period” they have in California. He says he and Jessica are in a cordial place. They were together for five years and met when she was 21. That is a lot of cheating. And she still married him. She is not seeking spousal support. Because he has no money anyway. Jessica gave the ring back. I presume to the jeweler who got the advertising. Mike says he doesn’t care who she is dating because, ” Look at me! They’re lining up!” So charming this one. Mike seems to be saying that she gave the ring back so he could use it to pay off the wedding. Why the hell did she give the ring back? They got married. It was not a broken engagement. The ring is hers.
They show a clip of Shahs where GG is drunk and tells MJ that Tommy is cheating on her. Mike goes in on how GG lies and now she is trying to break up another relationship. Mike says Tommy loves MJ to death and would never cheat on her. My TV is paused on Andy’s face which is hysterical. Is this guy who cheated a million times and that led to a divorce talking about how some other guy loves his girlfriend way to much to cheat on her?
Mike rebuts MJ’s excuse that she gave last week about not going to Mike’s wedding. MJ said she didn’t go because she knew it would not work out. Nobody believed that. Mike’s version is that MJ wanted a plus one and since she didn’t have a boyfriend she wanted to bring her mother. Mike called MJ’s mom horrible names and said he was not going to spend $350 for a plate for someone he can’t stand. How tacky is that? The purpose of the plus one is for the guest to have someone to attend with. Mike says he was really upset that MJ didn’t come to his wedding because she is like a sister to him. Really? Because if I didn’t like the mother of even an acquaintance of mine I will not degrade her on TV or anywhere else.
Sometimes I forget I am blogging and go check my email. I think there was a game. I’m bored and it’s really nice outside…
Someone asks what the deal with Mike is tonight he seem “intense and brooding.” Mike says he doesn’t know what brooding means because English is his second language. Mike says he is not bitter and he is happy and he is telling the truf. Andy says he wasn’t convincing at all.
That dude is one hot mess. They could fill an entire rehab with reality folks who need it.
Somewhere right now, Mike Shouhed is wasted.