Clearly I have not been paying any attention to Johnny Depp. He does NOT look like that anymore. I just Googled and he is only 52! In some video I saw him walking and he looked like a doddering old man! I guess it is drugs? alcohol? Does he have da Lyme? It’s so sad. But once you get past the sadness, the video below is hysterical.
Last year Johnny and Amber flew to Australia and decided not to follow the International Laws about bringing animals or food into the country. Because, idiots. The penalty for bringing animals and produce into Australia is up to ten years in prison. Unless you are Johnny Depp apparently.
These two signed a plea deal that involved them agreeing to make a video about the importance of following the laws about brining items into the country. It is hysterical. It reminds me of videos of people being held in North Korea where they are forced to say they committed crimes and are super duper secret agents for the CIA.
So funny. So sad.