UPDATED: Sorry about the odd post. WordPress posted it while I was writing and I had no idea, then it didn’t take any updates after it randomly and prematurely did it’s thing. THEN I could not edit the first version and had to copy into a brand new template. Apparently when that happened it gave me double paragraphs. I THINK it is mostly sorted now. I’m going to go see if the Dallas one did the same thing.
Southern Charm has become one of the better shows on Bravo, at least so far. No fake illnesses, more drunk men than drunk women, cute babies, and most importantly, Charleston. I wonder if this fake job of #NewCraig’s will be as exciting as his last fake job. It looks like he has to actually show up in the office to film with J.D. for this one. #NewCraig really needs Cooper Ray to help him learn how to tie a tie. And by the right size shirt.
Shep moved in to his new house and it looks great. He wants to put an above ground pool on his roof. His mom is about as thrilled about this as that guy on Jackass who is constantly destroying his mother’s house. Shep wants get his real estate license and work with Cameran.
Well I’ll be damned. Thomas is not as dumb as he looks after all. He’s a Clemson fan. I would have pegged him to be one of those nasty gamecocks. His house looks great but there is literally nothing in his refrigerator. And so it begins. The on again portion of the Thomas and Kathryn relationship. They are keeping the peace for the good of their children and Kathryn is going to stop buy to show him some stuff about a house she wants to by in I’On. Oh wait, now I get why she thinks it’s a starter home. She doesn’t really know what that means. LOL. She is renting and she needs Thomas to cosign the lease with her. It takes a couple of fake tears but Thomas agrees. Then he invites her to a polo match. I am so confused about polo season. Because she was like three months pregnant during polo season which I think is in April or May?
Well it actually is going to be a “Flamingo Party.” I could not imagine having something so terribly tacky in Charleston and had hoped perhaps it would be an upscale sort of event perhaps with Flamenco dancers, but alas, you can’t take the tacky out of the girl. At least she has a gay party planner to join her in the room where the chintz monster threw up to discuss the tackiness. Patti claims to be writing a book about southern parties. Clearly this will be a vanity publication.
OMG Shep and Cameran meet at Martha Lou’s! I really miss places like that. When I lived in the middle of fucking nowhere South Carolina me and the professor in the next office would go out to lunch at the most random shacks down backwater highways. It was so much fun.
Landon is having some sort of thirtysomething crisis. She asks her dad for some financial help and he tells her that she needs to get herself focused on one idea.
Kathryn calls Thomas to tell him that no one is inviting her to anything and that Patti didn’t invite her to her white trash Flamingo Party. I’m assuming everyone will be in tank tops and daisy dukes. I hope Kathryn has something to wear. Thomas is going to have a little chat with Kathryn. He brings a giant candle to Patti and tries to suck up to her to get Kathryn invited to the party. Thomas is really good at the hard sell. In her talking head Patti says that as far as she is concerned Kathryn doesn’t exist. Which is odd because Kathryn is the only thing she talks about. But Patti of course is not going to invite Kathryn. Patti is so jealous of Kathryn she seethes with envy every time she is around.
Oh Lord. #NewCraig is going to propose to Naomie. So he goes ring shopping with Cameran. I don’t believe this is an actual thing. Oh wait. He is going to buy a promise ring. Apparently, a ring valued at $2,500 – $3,000 was provided for promotional consideration.
It’s Polo Time! Apparently, Kathryn got a rental Maserati to drive to the polo fields. Being on popular TV shows sure has it’s perks! Kathryn freaks out that JD and Elizabeth are there. Why? They actually like her? I keep forgetting she is pregnant and her emotions are all over the place.
Kathryn has a nuclear meltdown and leaves. She says it is because there is alcohol around the baby. This makes no sense. Even for pregnant Kathryn.
Next week: Kathryn goes to the hospital.