I am stepping in to pump out a fast and crappy recap of this show this week and then, if there is a God, Xanadude will be ready to take it over for the rest of the season. Damn him for having an actual life and job and fancypants things to do.
Well I was all ready to go when WordPress decided to post my last recap before I was done thus losing all the changes and not letting me edit so now I am super late and I don’t even know these people’s names!
We saw Cary tattooing nipples on breast reconstruction patient. Apparently, Cary has a magic poontang that helped her husband lose 80 pounds. He’s Swiss. I would be hoping for a trip to Switzerland but that would never happen on a first season.
I’m trying not to think about all the things I have heard about Leeanne way before this show. Let’s just say none of it was good. There is apparently some sort of Mad Hatter Party with an April in Paris theme. That sounds like fun! I mean it’s better than Flamingos!
Leanne was a model? I think that Tiffany is the one with the sunburned back and the hot musician husband. They are having an actual BBQ outside in the back yard. Apparently Leanne is not married to the hot guy she lives with.
I could have done without the babysitter scene. If they are not going to start putting names up I am not going to be able to recap. Brandi is making a hat for the Mad Hatter’s with toilet paper, fake grass and fake poop. I thought Brandi was going to be the one I liked. I think I was wrong about that. Stephanie helping with the ridiculous hat but clearly plans to distance herself from Brandi at the party.
Stephanie confesses that she sent Leeane an apology email for their behavior last week. Brandi takes it fairly well and tells Stephanie she doesn’t need to be in the middle of the drama.
OMG I love all of Brandi’s little redheaded girls. Sadly, Brandi is one of those people who is obsessed with feces. If she continues talking about it on every episode, I’m going to have to fast forward through her scenes. Brandi’s husband is never around, but his family is.
Tiffany can’t stop talking about LA. Is she just in Dallas for filming season? She seems to be looking for a house to buy. It’s very modern. Her husband says it is out of their price range. He also doesn’t like Dallas.
The Mad Hatter Tea Party
They have been talking about this party for the entire episode. I still do not know what the charity is. Someone just assured me it is for a super great cause. I have a feeling they don’t even know the charity. It’s a treasured event. Everyone who is anyone will be there. None of them have any idea what the charity is.
Okay, I have to zip through the Brandi scenes. She’s so gross. And with that I may be out of this one.