Andy is so excited that Erika out to NYC on her plane that she is on the show. I can’t remember who else was going to be on but, I’m pretty sure it wasn’t Erika. I’m glad she is though. Erika says she has her boobs out to suck up to the boss and she always has a jump suit to wear for him. Erika just did a show in Palm Springs and Yolanda just got back from Tahiti. Yolanda says she should have just moved to Tahiti. The color of blue Yolanda is wearing looks stunning on her. Her tan is fabulous. Both ladies look fantastic!
Andy starts right off asking what they though of Ken calling Rinna vile names on tonight’s RHOBH episode. Yolanda says she has heard it before. He’s called her a bitch. It’s no secret Ken doesn’t like Yolanda either. Yolanda says she wasn’t happy about it. Erika says the reunion was everything she was told it would be.
The poll is who is the biggest shitstirer of the season. I can see the LVP fans sputtering spittle while rapidly texting for Rinna.
Andy asks Yolanda if she is still “Fonda” each housewife. Rinna,”no”. LVP, “not really”. Kyle, “Medium.” Eileen, “Yes.” Kathryn “Yes” Erika.”Yes” Ken “Yeees. I don’t have a problem with Ken.”
The very first caller wants to know why they believe Lisa Rinna over LVP. Yolanda says she thinks they are both to blame. Erika says that she believes Rinna heard about the topic of Munchausen from someone and LVP encouraged her to bring it up on camera. I hope this is the last post I will have to write about explaining this because some people just don’t want to understand the situation.
A caller asks Yolanda what she has in the vault. Yolanda says just experiences that she has with the women. She feels strongly that there are things you don’t speak about on national TV.
A caller asks why Kyle is so loyal to LVP. Yolanda says as the middle child Kyle is used to being in the middle of situations with woman. She says from a business perspective, they are the two stars of the show and began the show together and have a financial interest in the show’s success.
A Pinky fan wants to know why Erika was judgmental of LVP right away and didn’t give her a chance? PUHLEASE. Erika very sternly says that she gave her a chance, but she knows what she felt and she knows what she saw.
Someone asks Yo if she believes Erika’s theory about Kathryn drinking the LVP Koolaid? Yolanda says she has seen LVP do this with people every season, so maybe yeah.
I am simply mesmerized by Yolanda’s outfit. That color of blue is just everything. It looks very expensive and yet so simple.
Ugh now they are showing her reunion looks and it is God Awful. What is worse than the one shoulder housewife dress? An illusion mesh one shoulder housewife dress.
Yolanda says she didn’t know the marriage was over until November 15th when they had already finished shooting. Oddly, I knew almost three years before she did. Funny how that happened. The way she said it indicates that the rumors are true that David left her over all the extravagant medical bills from quack doctors.
Do you think LVP dislikes you because of your relationship with Mohammed? Yolanda doesn’t think LVP dislikes her (eyeroll) she just thinks they never had an intimate friendship because her loyalties lie with Mohammed. So their friendship has always been “very superficial.” Andy says he gets the feeling from Pinky that she thinks they do have a real friendship. Because Andy is an idiot. Yolanda says it’s a “Hollywood friendship.”
Yolanda drops a huge bomb and says that Mohammed has not spoken to LVP in 8 months since she made the statement that the kids are not sick. Yolanda is not very good with months. And I think I have seen LVP out with Mohammed up until the show AIRED. Then there was some drama between those two. That was during the very last month of January, less than three months ago.
Andy remains mesmerized by Erika Jayne’s boobs. They really are the best boobs I’ve ever seen.
A caller asks why LVP seems so allergic to apologizing. Yolanda says it is just her personality and apologizing is a really hard thing for her to do.
Yolanda says she didn’t write “How Many” so it’s not about RHOBH.
Kyle tweeted to point out she is not a middle child, she’s the baby.
Yolanda is asked if she signed a prenup. Her face lights up and her eyes glimmer and she says, “Of course. Hollywood, baby!” And she is the queen of getting those things thrown out. Andy asks if she regrets the deal she made. She says no, she married for love not for money. She does throw a “you know in there” and that’s her tell.
Who is the biggest shit stirrer? According to the poll, Rinna at 51% But VANDERPUMP came in second with 16% .