Shep was on with Brandi from RHOD. I sort of watched that tonight. I think I might like it but I am trying to pass the recapping part off to the interns. They keep getting fucking lives. Is it because I don’t offer college credit? Because I’m sure I could probably work something out with that Alabama Community College that Phaedra went to. They should just be grateful they don’t have to live in my ghetto shack with me an bring me breakfast in bed! Mostly what I took from it is that I’d like to screw Tiffany’s man Aaron in numerous super slutty positions. I’m just saying…
How old is Shep now. He needs to get married before all his pretty is gone. Because he’s living a bit rough.
They play a clip from next weeks RHOD and Leeanne, who I have been hearing about since filming this shitshow began is attempting to cause a rouge shortage in Dallas by wearing the entire available allotment to Dallas of Wet and Wild Raggedy Ann pink all at once.
Sidenote: there is an ambulance with sirens blaring coming to pick up a meth head in the hood, it’s pouring rain and Banjo is having his little issue where he simply must eat grass and puke. #FML
Andy just said, “All y’all.” While he did use the term correctly, just stop Andrew.
Speaking of sad… oh Shep. Babe, I’m still trying to love you but there is a whole whoredom in adulthood thing you could be doing without acting like a frat boy. And a checkered shirt is fine. OCCAISIONALLY. Not all the damn time. And that jacket looks like something they make the poors wear when they show up at a fancy restaurant. Was that Shep’s bar that caught on fire on the show tonight?
Shep sees clueless that Landon would like for him to be a mature dateable person and not fuck all of her friends. I could see Landon and Shep but they might just be too similar. Someone has to have some level of responsibility. But is Shep has the money he claims, they could just travel and do artsy shit and drink and talk about paintings and shit. That would be cool.
I try not to like anyone named Brandi. Especially with a fucking “I” but this one could change my opinion. We’ll see. I kind of like her so far.
Shep says his bar is still crispy since the fire in January but he is working on it. Andy continues to call Shep, Sheppy. You can’t afford Shep, Andy.
A caller asks Shep if he thinks Landon and Thomas are doing it. He says they both deny it. Shep says he has no evidence either way but he thinks everyone should hook up. I don’t think they have, I think it’s just storyline. I’d like to think more highly of Landon.
A caller asks Shep if it is hypocritical of him to be judging Craig for not having a job when he is allergic to work and doesn’t have a job? Shep did not like this question. Shep blathers on about he is just trying to help his friend out and that men razz each other that way. But his real answer is that Craig is a poor and he is not so rules do not apply to him. I mean that is basically what he said on the golf course last season. Oh, Shep dear. You are like the Leona Helmsley of Charleston without nearly as much wealth, dear.
They ask Shep if he has been with Landon. He says they just made out and she ended it because they are such good friends. Oh, he is such the southern Gentleman. And a terrible liar.
Andy plays a ridiculous game of southernisms. They both sucked at it. I got them all right except for some bullshit about possums and pigs which has never been uttered. Andy is such an idiot. Andy gives everyone clean britches. Even the large drag queen who points out she can wear them as a bracelet.
That was sort of painful. You’re welcome.