Peter has a dad bod.
Sandoval thinks it is cute and funny to rub his naked ass all over Sandoval when he is passed out.
LVP has 8 dogs, 8 swans, 7 turtles and two mini-horses.
The Toms both think that they are “building modeling careers.”
Kristen and James sought out a Crystal Therapist to heal their relationship.
Production loves showing Scheana getting wasted talking about how Shay has a drinking problem and she totally doesn’t.
Jax’s tattoo artist has the biggest gages ever. They are probably three inches in diameter. That will be a conversation piece in the old folks home.
Lala has a blow job technique that involves cutting a hole in a grapefruit and sliding it up and down the shaft.
Jax buys Schwartz tighty whities.
Peter doesn’t wear underwear.
We missed an awesome gay pool party.
No one at SUR could save you if you needed first aid.
And with that, we are finally done with these fools until next season.