I am so behind on recaps this week and I normally would hold this until tomorrow but comments keep coming through moderation and I am afraid I am going to get spoiled, so let’s get right on this!
Also, I saw Alyssa on The View yesterday and she looked amazing from head to toe. Her style issues seem to be restricted to this show. She was on there pushing her athleisure wear line. I am not excited about a sweatpants episode. But I fear we shall have it nonetheless.
Asha seems to think that athleisure means something you can wear to someplace nice. That’s not really it. Then she says she is going to make a crop top. Sam is doing a circle skirt. It seems like everyone is just making whatever and calling it athleisure. I’m very cranky today. And all of the morons’ stupid ideas are particularly annoying to me. I am trying to eat something to see if that helps. Kini and Sam are both working with mesh, Please let Sam go home this week. He’s a huge distraction to Kini.
Layana has a really good concept but she is making a lot of work for herself. She may have time problems. Sam just said if he doesn’t land on top this week he might as well just go home. Please let that be foreshadowing. Kini and Sam have the exact same mesh material.
The Work Room
Sam is actually using the same mesh he had left over from the last challenge for the front of his dress, and black lace in the back. It is hideous. I am not sure what the hell Kini is doing. Jeans are not athleisure. And can’t grasp his coat concept just yet. The judges are gong to love Dom’s dress. I don’t. Sheer polka dots are not athleisure. I think I am going to like Emily’s look.
Ken is very “fusstrated.” He says this several times and then he leaves the building. If Ken quits and we don’t get to send Sam home this week, I’m going to be pissed. The next day, Ken shows back up chipper and ready to go.
Dear GOD just when you think they could not make Aylssa look any worse, they somehow manage to do so. Who put all that greasy product in her hair. I’m pretty sure on The View she had a short dark hairstyle. Her makeup is just crazypants this week. There really are no words.
Emily let Zanna totally ruin her look. She initially had a cowl neck that was much more athleisure and Zanna didn’t like it so now she has this long flowy scarf thing happening. There is nothing wrong with this casual look, but it is not going to go in the Touch collection of T-shirts and sports logos.
Kini’s coat is perfect for athleisure. And if they just were to make the coat the item in the Touch collection it fits right in. I am thinking that is why he made jeans to go with it. It is something you could wear to a game and still be okay in an upscale restaurant afterward. That said, Kini’s love of denim is becoming more of an obsession. I’m not loving the fugly mesh accent, but it does sort of say baseball.
Sam made a much too short mesh cocktail dress with black lace sleeves. It looks just like it sounds. He calls it athleisure couture. I call it retarded.
Ken’s look is tacky. Ken calls it downtown. I don’t know why so many of these fools decided to use sheer materials and lace for this challenge. It’s so very wrong.
Layana’s look is the winner. Blue pants and a black and white top that are actually the only athleisure on the runway. She is far and above the rest.
Dom made a dress. I love the dress. It is not athleisure and once again there are too many fabrics competing for attention. I wish the back had matched the front.
Asha’s look didn’t come out the way I would have hoped. I liked her concept but the execution was poor and the skirt need to be more than just black. I would like it better if it was black and gray.
These things were on the runway so briefly if you blink you missed it. I am just going to call Layana the winner and sadly Ken may be the loser.
Emily is safe.
Top Three: Dom could win, her dress is detachable and can be worn at two lengths, Kini is in the top. Asha is also on top I guess.
Bottom Three: Ken, LAYANA!!!! HOW IS LAYANA ON THE BOTTOM? Sam. However those blowjobs Sam allegedly gives Isaac continue to pay off because Isaac love the dress.
Even in the waiting room the designers are not sure who is on the top and who is on the bottom. Kini is overconfident. But he does win. He had the most marketable design that would fit with the Touch label.
They send Layana home. That is just ridiculous. For some reason the judges never liked her.
Do you agree with the judges this week?
Next week: Ken continues to unravel.