Andy insists on filming his live show whenever the fuck he feels like it even when it interferes with the season finale of The People versus OJ Simpson. And nothing on this earth takes longer to recap that an episode of WWHL with two interesting housewives on it. Fun fact I heard recently, Sonja has been DESPERATELY hoping to land a spot on Celebrity Apprentice (I think she would be a great fit for the show. So much better than Porsha) and she will be green with envy when Andy asks Kyle how it went.
Kyle looks drop dead GORGEOUS. The above picture doesn’t do her any justice. The drinking word is Sonja shrieking “We always have the greatest time!” and each time we hear it we should, “Swallow like your drink has a black card.” Oh Andy. I thought you liked, Sonja.
Andy totally bashes Dubai. Then he asks Sonja if she has ever been and reminds him that she begged him to take RHONY there a couple seasons ago. Andy pretends like he doesn’t remember this. He must be really pissed at Sonja. Perhaps over her annual contract negotiation drama? Maybe she did something stupid at the NBC Summer Press Event? Or maybe he has just always mocked her because she doesn’t get it.
We get a sneak peek of tomorrow nights episode where Ramona and Bethenny talk about what a drunken whore Sonja is, and to a lesser degree Luann. Sonja says Ramona has an IV for her Pinot from morning to night. Sonja looks to be drinking tonight. I thought a read a headline for the Today show interview this morning that said Sonja says she has stopped drinking. Maybe that was a left over April Fools joke or else they meant she stopped drinking long enough to do the 7 am interview?
Wow Kyle got eight inches of hair cut off and I didn’t even notice. I think I’ll do about four inches this week or next for summer.
Some Pinky idiot fan who sounded like she was huffing helium while kicking back Jack on the rocks wants to know if she thinks Rinna and Eileen are bullying poor Pinky. Kyle says bullying is a word that should not be used. She says Rinna and Eileen just had an issue with Pinky and they were expressing it and that is what they do on the show. She tried to stay out of it.
Speaking of weirdass callers some drunk calls in and starts to slur, “Andy my delicious boy…something about how he looks good and ends with I agree with your mommy.” This should be a fabulously incoherent question. I’m going to guess this one is a Sonja fan. Yep! She asked about Luann’s fiancée that Sonja slept with. Sonja says she loves him. She loves his A LOT. Andy asks, “Have you loved him a lot?” She says, “A LOT!” Andy says that the fact that the dude screwed two RHONY comes up on the season. Frankly, I’d be fine with screwing someone my friend had, but it would not be a relationship and I certainly wouldn’t MARRY him. Hell, I don’t see the point in getting married at this point anyway. Just live in sin. Unless he’s rich. Then marry him I guess.
Andy asks where Sonja’s intern, Pickles is. She says she went back to Belgium with a good resume. Sonja is so delusional. Being her fetch and step girl is not a bright spot on a resume. And they all leave traumatized. I bet she doesn’t even spruce up their radiators.
Sonja got a vaginal rejuvenation? Please tell me she is kidding.
Some shithead on Twitter wants to know if Kyle’s jacket is real fur. It is not. It is real feather. Kyle swears they all fell out naturally. Then she says it’s really made from housewives eyelashes.
On a sneak peek of RHOBH season finale, Kim and Rinna talk. Kim is still very defensive. Kyle says it is hard to be friends with Rinna because of Kim. Kyle and Pinky are still BFFs. Kyle thought Brandi’s stupid “It’s Not Fun to Be Sober” shirt was very insensitive.
Luann and Carole start out at each other’s throats on this season of RHONY. Andy says the season starts with Luann moving in with Sonja in her townhouse. Andy says it is a little “Grey Gardens.” I wonder if Luann knows how to call a plumber to keep Sonja’s bedroom from flooding when it rains and to fix the toilet? Sonja says it was 59 degree in her house this morning. She says she ran the heat for Luann and it was $1600 a month! Poor Sonja! No I mean Poor—-Sonja. Andy says but there is a scene where they both wake up in the morning and they were sleeping in fur coats. Oh my, Sonja is busted. It really was very Grey Gardens.
Kyle says that Rinna tends to talk to much and talks about other people’s lives and not her own. Andy says more about that on the reunion.
Kyle was asked the root of the problem between Pinky and Yo. She says she thinks it has to do with Mohammed and their relationships.
Poll Question: Whose side are you on? Pinky or EVERYONE ELSE?
And the drooling random fools that what this show with no clue as to what is really going on even though it was explicitly stated by everyone INCLUDING KYLE tonight said…. Pinky 79%.
Goddamn there are a lot of morons that watch this shit. Kyle just shakes her head as if to say, that’s why I don’t call her out anymore.