Oh Dear God. Andy has a beard. Today was a huge NBCu event in NYC and Andy went in that beard? From his Instagram it looks like Bruce Bozzi rented a huge boat for his 50th birthday and piled a lot of hot gay guys on it and sailed around the Caribbean with stops at Dominica and St Lucia to name a couple. He really does have the life.
Let’s see how shady Andy is toward Kathryn. Kathryn’s outfit is a shimmery copper jumpsuit. Perfect color for her. Perfect everything. Andy and Carson both love it.
First up, Andy shows LVP telling him that she doesn’t lick Ken’s ass. That’s all. Because, Andy. Andy says he was so pissed at James. It was the end of a very long day of shooting and James is pouting about his album as he calls it or the “Pump CD” as Andrew refers to it.
Next up is Thomas’ black eye. Everyone agrees that is just another day of the T-Rav.
Kathryn claims that her fling with Whitney (puke) lasted a couple of weeks and she was staying with him and eating breakfast with Patricia. I love you Kathryn but unless you are a hermaphrodite (NTTAWWT) this is just an instance taking the beard thing to far. And if you want to know what a bad look “taking the beard thing too far” is, just take a look to the right. I do not know why she is colluding this Whitney is a heterosexual nonsense when he is all out an proud in LA away from his mama. Allegedly. So I hear. #Grndr. But this was a made up story back in season one and I guess they are going to resurrect it in season three because Whitney is a producer on the show and his mama needs a storyline and a check. Why Kathryn agrees to play along, I have no idea. She did not exactly say they slept together. And now I have to stop typing about this because it’s ookey.
Even though Carson is a yankee, he is pretty adorable southern gentleman poseur.
Everyone wants to know why the lovely southern treasure, Kathryn keeps going back to T-Rav. She says he is a very good politician. Um no he isn’t dear. Despite running for everything except dog catcher in South Carolina and he might have run for that too and I missed it, he only won the election for State Treasurer and was removed from office by the governor because of a cocaine habit. Nearly every campaign he was involved with had some sort of scandal and at least one was his. He is not a good politician, he is not a good liar, he is a not a good man. Close your legs to that man, girl!
Someone asks Carson which housewife he was more impressed with Kyle or Porsha? Carson refuses to answer saying he really enjoyed them both. But NO ONE has ever been impressed by Porsha. I think Carson did some things with Kyle. Yes later he is asked which RH franchise is more fashionable NYC or BH and he chooses Beverly Hills. He says he is friends with Luann and recently became very close with Kyle from working on Celebrity Apprentice with her.
Someone asks Kathryn why everyone is supporting the douchebag over her. She says she assumes they are “social climbing” and he is the better ladder.
Kathryn asks if she regrets airing out their dirty laundry on social media. She says he does it more than she does. It’s hard not to reply when he says terrible things about her. Andy is actually being respectful of Kathryn. They are screening calls so that she gets nice ones and he didn’t read all the bad things that Thomas spews about her after reading over them first. He does like a ginger.
Someone asks Carson what song he would Lip Sync for His Life to? He says Vogue because he knows all the dance moves. What would his Drag Name be? He says you are supposed to do it by your first pet and your mother’s maiden name. Oh wow, mine would be good but I’m not telling. His would be Cricket Smith. There is a drag queen at the bar but I’m not sure who it was, I didn’t get a good look.
OMG this Amy Phillips video of a duet with James and Kristen called “Bonin'” is ERRYTHANG!
Oh it’s KIM CHI! Behind the bar! I love her.
The Gadfly (isn’t it past her bedtime) is up watching Kathryn because she is obsessed with her and says that the help brings her breakfast in bed every morning and she doesn’t lie. Kathryn says she doesn’t lie either. Um they both lie.
Katherine says the nursery is indeed a blinding neon periwinkle but the kids don’t even stay in it. He keeps them in the guest house when they stay there.
The Poll Question was which gang is the most dysfunctional VPR or SC? Pump wins at 55%