I was shocked to see this show in my DVR tonight. I honestly thought we already did this. I even checked my last post about this reunion and it was indeed part two. So, Here we go again. I’m really more excited about the premiere of Southern Charm, so I apologize in advance for rushing and not going into a transcription of the fights. I am obsessed with James’ shady mother though. If you missed the details on that go here.
Stassi versus Lisa Vanderpump
These two argue over the sex tape. Lisa says that she was doing Stassi a huge favor by paying of the guy with the tape and she expected some asskissing and gratitude for the $900 she gave the guy. Well, we all know money is tight for LVP so, I can see that. She still suing her lawyers after that loss of millions of dollars.
On the other hand Stassi says she said not to pay the guy anything if they didn’t get the tape. Um, DUH! So LVP just gave the guy $900 to keep him quiet and let him run off with the tape? She’s really not very good at this. Stassi tries to speak and LVP turns to her and sharply says, “Shut up.” If you missed this post about how LVP treats “the help” it’s a must read for smart people. There is nothing in writing with the guy, and LVP did the whole transaction without discussing it with Stassi.
There was a ridiculous discussion going on about how James treats women and how it affected Lala’s life and other relationships going on that no one cares about. While that raucous discussion was going on. Pinky grabs the back of Andy’s chair and leans in and says, “I don’t lick Ken’s ass. Am I missing something?” Andy looks EXTREMELY uncomfortable and says no. Is Pinky plastered? Last episode Andy was practically begging for some alcohol. I mean they are in a bar. I’m sure he could use a shot.
Stassi versus Scheana
Scheana explains that Stassi blew her off for two months after filming. Scheana felt used. Then they all went to Sundance and everyone made up and now they are all BFFs again.
We talked about James crashing Katie’s blog launch party. Katie talks about how she has worked on the blog for almost a year! I’m LOL because if she wasn’t on TV she wouldn’t have any readers. You can’t have two other jobs and run a blog. And it takes a lot longer than a year for it to be successful.
The Katie tequila texts are discussed at length. AGAIN. Seriously. Didn’t we already do this?
Arianna makes this huge deal out of Kristen doing Sketch Comedy. Adriana doesn’t just talk shit about Kristen, she disparages her friend who is a comedian too. Apparently, Ariana thinks she is funny. Did anyone ever see an MTV show called Daria? I’m only assuming that is the sort of Debbie Downer type comedy Ariana is going for. That said, I love Daria. Arianna is no Daria.
We were treated to unseen footage of Schwartz and Jax running around with LVP’s nudish picture pretending to jack off. LVP brought that scene up. She seemed thrilled by it.
I swear I have seen this show already. I’m not saying it is redundant. I’m saying I am having deja vu every other scene.
Katie and Stassi both tear up when talking about the mending of their friendship. Katie said, “I am an amazing friend and I need to see some humility.”
I got bored with the whole James and Kristen thing and I started checking my bank account balance and completely tuned out.
Jax versus James
I can’t deal with listening to this argument anymore. Jax wants to pummel James. James says he can kick Jax’s ass.