I can’t with this. Game One is about… GUESS WHO? Kenya Moore. They play Hot Potitty with Tamra’s boob implant. Nothing pisses of Andy more than not being careful with Tamra’s boob implant. Porsha throws it at Andy once. He tells her very sternly not to throw the titty. She does it a second time. He screams at her. She does it a third time and I thought he might lose his mind. The point of the game was to say something nice about Kenya. They all failed.
Game Two involves two CGIed versions of Chateau Sheree and Moore Manor. They ask the THOTS who they would date. If they say they would date him he goes to Sheree’s house if they would not they send him to ….GUESS WHO? Kenya Moore. Oh please like all these whores would turn down anyone, even Bobby Brown. The game bombs because they don’t know who half the people are. Because they are idiots.
Sheree says that she and Bob are in a good place. Phaedra says her divorce is in progress. I predict it will be in progress longer than Chateau Sheree. By the way, my sources tell me there is real fence around the Chateau these days and they are trying to figure out how to landscape with all the drainage issues. So some exterior progress has happened. No news on the mold situation.
Sheree says she is wearing She by Sheree. I’m wearing T by Tamara via Target Men’s Pajama Department.
Phaedra gets pissed when someone asks if it is true she settled her debt so close to the reunion in an attempt to save face. She says it is not true, she blathers on about it, but doesn’t give a reason why she waited until just before the reunion. Andy says something happens next week where he thinks it is the end of Phaedra and Kandi. He asks if she has spoken to her since the reunion. She says not. Sounds like they are done. I think Kandi and Todd know a lot more about what Phaedra was up to during all the Apollo stuff and I hope it involves them calling her out on some specifics.
Porsha is asked who the one eyed African fellow is? She says some guy that Kenya was in LA with. She won’t say his name. Porsha answers with the question of whether or not she has changed by saying yes, she has changed for the better. She is more powerful and self-aware. I think she needs to look up both of those words before attempting to use them in a sentence again.
Andy wants to know if Kim’s ratchet reunion behavior changed their opinion of Kim Fields being a fit for the show. Porsha said yes, the other two just sort of mumbled.
Phaedra and Teresa have not communicated just because both of their husbands are in the same prison. Phaedra says she has met Teresa and thinks she is lovely but they are not friends like that.
Lauren, Porsha’s sister named her baby Bailey.
Andy’s Mazel of the day is for Ayden. Dear God, please take me now. I’m ready to come home, Lord.