“Have no fear, my dear cast, ” said the Carlos in the hat! “These THOTs are good THOTs!” and he gave them a pat. “They are tame. oh, so tame! They have come here to shoot! There is no possible way I can give them the boot!” Sally and I did not know what to do. so we had to shake hands with THOT One and THOT Two. We shook their two hands. but our heads said, “No! No! These two THOTs should not be on this show! Make them go!”
Last season on this east coast reality show, the powers that be would not listen when told this THOT needs to go. Last season she attacked one female on camera and this season she has upped it to two. Last December at the finale when the ladies were supposed to be coming back together, this THOT exploded again. It could be, perhaps, that her shoes were too tight. It could be her head wasn’t screwed on just right. But what this THOT decided to do, would result in a some charges if it was me or it was you!
It seems that her friend who helped select her THOTwear arrived with a married man she was in um, some sort of arrangement with. So this THOT took her out the back door into an alley, and not a nice alley like on Vanderpump Rules, an alley, alley and she beat her down. And the cameraman went outside and filmed the whole thing. Now, I get this is a reality show, and the powers that be seem to love having this thuggish THOT in a cocktail dress on the show, but isn’t there a moral obligation as a man to help a woman being attacked in an alley rather than film it? But film it they did.
Then THOT One came back onto the set and went in the bathroom and fixed her makeup for thirty minutes. Once she got herself together she popped out and grinned and giggled like nothing had ever happened and went right back to filming. By the time The Grinch arrived to steal Christmas, everyone was whispering about what happened. There was not enough coal in the box for the poor Elf on the Shelf to dole out for that THOT!
Days later, the powers that be had to figure out how to spin things in order to keep the thugette on the show. The decision was made to send her to anger management therapy. FOR ONE WHOLE DAY. And film it. At the therapy, she will cry and admit that she has a problem and promise to keep her hands to herself. This will placate the masses and the powers that be can be seen as kind to the mentally ill rather than placing their entire cast in danger every season. Everyone thinks this is a great idea!
Well, everyone except the other women on the show. She has already attacked two cast members and the others in the cast are not going to be as non-violent as her first two victims. Word on the street is no one wants to work with her. If forced to do so, they will NOT take a non-violent approach. They will handle the situation MY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. They will drag a Ho. They have chocked before and will choke again. They will not be praying to Jesus to fix it. They will not just sit there while someone is disrespecting them. If production sends this THOT back in next season, as they seem to really want to, next season will be ugly.
And it may be the final season.
“Oh dear!” said Carlos. “You did not like our game? Oh dear! Oh dear! What a shame! What a shame!” Then he shut up the THOTs in the box with the hook, and Carlos went away with a sad kind of look. He went to the city and said “Now, what should I do? We have a big problem with THOT One and THOT two!”
To be continued…