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You are here: Home / Entertainment News / Joe Giudice Has About 48 Hours of Freedom Left…

Joe Giudice Has About 48 Hours of Freedom Left…

March 21, 2016 by tamaratattles 44 Comments

Jailbird Juicy
What do #FelonsByBravo do when they have only 48 hour left of freedom before being sent off of a four year degree?  They sell an interview to People magazine!

Joe Giudice who was initially charged with 39 counts of fraud and then the FEDs added two more counts, will begin serving his 41 month sentence, which ironically turned out to be a month for every felony, on Wednesday.

Joe tells People it’s “No big deal” and says that his fellow felonious friends say that the low security prison where he is going is “almost the same as the camp” that is housed on the same grounds.  Yeah, he will soon find out the differences between low security and the camp.  You know what happens to the people in the camp who fuck up?  They get to be bunkies with Joe. And I’ve always seen the charm in Joe that Teresa fell for, no really, I have. But he looks like a guy that sweats a lot and doesn’t place a premium on bathing.  Joe would not be an ideal bunkie.  He also seems a little soft. That will change.

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Joe says, “It’s a military camp is what it is,” he says. “It’s not a high security, and anybody that’s in there is basically people that have already served a lot of time basically working their years to get out. So once you are there if you screw up there, then you go back to high security.”  Um  Joe,  do you even know what a military camp is? Have you ever been in the military? Passed a military inspection?  Seen those movies where the military officers look the other way while someone gets a well deserved beat down?  This ain’t Camp Cupcake.

“I’m looking at it like rehabilitation for me,” he tells People. “I am not going to be able to drink for a while which is good because I don’t even know when it’s been since I haven’t had a drink. It’s been a long time. Definitely the whole year I definitely drank every day a couple bottles at night just to go to bed.”  Detoxing while trying to deal with your first few days in prison. Sounds fun.

So, prison while detoxing, 41 months away from your family followed by likely deportation when your time is up. No big deal.  Say hey to Apollo for us!  #FelonsbyBravo

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  1. jen says

    March 21, 2016 at 2:40 pm

    They are unbelievable. No remorse. He drinks a couple if bottles a night for a long time. He can’t remember when he didn’t? He will be suffering in jail. He needs rehab.

    Reply
  2. Minky says

    March 21, 2016 at 2:43 pm

    Wow. Clueless Joe. Has he never seen the movie “Full Metal Jacket”? I wonder how much of those last 48-hours will be shared by Joe and Teresa with cameras in tow?

    Reply
  3. Aunt Sis says

    March 21, 2016 at 2:57 pm

    BIG DUMMY!!!

    Reply
  4. Calipatti says

    March 21, 2016 at 3:14 pm

    Waiting to read the comments from this group, going to good.
    If People magazine was willing to pay Joe, good for him since he doesn’t work.

    From TT’s past posts it seemed Joe was able to pay off a few debts and bring the mortgage up to date.
    Will Teresa be able to maintain mortgage and keep out of debt?

    Reply
    • swizzle says

      March 21, 2016 at 4:01 pm

      Teresa has more income potential than Joe, so I’m guessing yes.

      Reply
      • Calipatti says

        March 21, 2016 at 8:34 pm

        I agree and understand but will she pay her bills? Will the spending stay in control where she pays her bills first or shop herself into debt again. Teresa does enjoy buying for her girls.

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    • jen says

      March 21, 2016 at 7:22 pm

      Yes she will. She is doing Housewives, probably magazine and tv interviews on top of her new book. I guess crime does pay. She is a hussler. Joe just sits on his butt getting drunk aparently. I hope their children don’t grow up screwed up. Oy.

      Reply
    • Toddy says

      March 21, 2016 at 10:51 pm

      Maybe Bravo pays the mortgage, so they can still film in those ostentatious digs.

      Reply
  5. blaine says

    March 21, 2016 at 4:23 pm

    What is the likelihood of these fools paying the taxes on the money from these interviews? And are the big parties thrown by production for birthdays, etc, considered taxable benefits?

    Reply
  6. satinbliss says

    March 21, 2016 at 5:00 pm

    Gosh he practically makes prison sound inviting. Where can I sign up? I could use a rest and some “me” time.

    Reply
    • Meredo says

      March 21, 2016 at 10:55 pm

      @Satinbliss, Your comment gave me a good chuckle!

      Reply
      • Amy says

        March 21, 2016 at 11:25 pm

        I say, free medical and dental and perhaps a hair
        trim… Freeeee – Sign me up!

        Reply
    • Amy says

      March 21, 2016 at 11:14 pm

      And free medical and dental! Sign me up!

      Reply
  7. More Tea Please! says

    March 21, 2016 at 5:08 pm

    Well Joe, good luck with that. Just concentrate on not dropping the soap…

    Reply
  8. Josie says

    March 21, 2016 at 5:35 pm

    This is my favorite pic of Juicy Joe Guidice. Of course, Juicy is going to say it is a walk in the park.

    Does this mean we are getting the Felons By Bravo show? Juicy and Apollo would be an (unintentionally) hilarious team.

    Reply
    • Minky says

      March 21, 2016 at 9:06 pm

      Ha! And between the two of them Joe would be the brains of the operation. It would be like Laurel and Hardy.

      Reply
      • Matzah60 says

        March 22, 2016 at 2:05 pm

        @Minky….LOL!!!

        Reply
  9. Karen Nagle says

    March 21, 2016 at 5:43 pm

    As my Grandmother would say to describe these two……”Whistling past the graveyard”

    Reply
  10. belladonna says

    March 21, 2016 at 6:34 pm

    I’m going to move to jersey where I do maybe a year for $13 million. But seriously, I think Joe will get a clue very soon, that it isn’t camp. What Teresa went through is not what he will go through. He will be in a fight withing the first five minutes. Well, maybe not if he has relatives in there.

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  11. @immelza says

    March 21, 2016 at 8:05 pm

    I feel for the poor suckers stuck with his hungover butt the first couple of days. Just like camp Joe except for those cavity searches and all. So when does Bravo start the real felons husband’s of Ft Dix?

    Reply
  12. Tulsateacher says

    March 21, 2016 at 9:12 pm

    Joe has been stuck raising the girls for a year. I’d drink wine too especially Joe’s wine that he makes himself. I just imagine it to be really good. He might be looking at prison as a break. He can work out. Maybe he’ll look amazing when he’s released. Get rid of the wine bloat. We may see a new Joe Giudice. Too bad he might have to quickly board a plane to Italy.

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    • Belinda says

      March 22, 2016 at 12:34 pm

      “stuck raising the girls”? Isn’t that what parents do ?

      Reply
  13. Toni Lee Gildea says

    March 21, 2016 at 9:56 pm

    I got nothing…..what a schmuck
    .

    Reply
  14. Mrs. Strib says

    March 21, 2016 at 11:17 pm

    “Sweats a lot and doesn’t place a premium on bathing…”
    Shot from the grassy knowl….DEAD

    Reply
    • izmeagain says

      March 21, 2016 at 11:48 pm

      Unreal.
      I seriously doubt that he will be deported.
      He has 4 minor children that were all born in the USA & he didn’t kill anyone.
      God bless America!

      Reply
      • Nate Dogg says

        March 22, 2016 at 9:13 am

        He’s getting deported. Its the law. Hey they use it for my Mexican brothers and sisters, it’s only right if Joe goes back home to Italy after doing his time.

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      • JoJoFLL says

        March 22, 2016 at 6:41 pm

        It’s automatic. People have been deported for much less who also have US born kids.

        Reply
  15. Lisaj says

    March 22, 2016 at 1:02 am

    Bwahhhhhhh LOL. So will he join the AB or the Mi Familiga? Oh poor poor Juicy. If he only knew what awaits him in “camp” for real.

    Reply
  16. BeetsWhy says

    March 22, 2016 at 2:39 am

    I read that he was good enough to change all the light bulbs to get them ready for his absence, what a guy! Lord knows it’s difficult to remember which way to turn them. At least he left the easy stuff like dealing with lawn care, housekeeping, childcare, snow removal, plumbing, electric, A/C, and appliances for Teresa. Damn she has a good man, he took CARE of those pesky light bulbs.

    Reply
  17. T D says

    March 22, 2016 at 5:40 am

    Thieves go to Loot Camp.

    Reply
  18. Miguel says

    March 22, 2016 at 8:45 am

    Wow… I remain in awe of Teresa’s & Joe’s bravado… smh.

    Reply
  19. susan says

    March 22, 2016 at 10:01 am

    Hunka hunka burning love

    Reply
  20. Cat says

    March 22, 2016 at 10:25 am

    All bravado. I predict he will cry like a little girl, and squeal like a stuck pig.

    Reply
  21. Natalie says

    March 22, 2016 at 10:41 am

    The bravado is for the children, three years is a long time. Sure the wine comment was to play along with the “I need to be rehabilitated ruse”. The question is will anyone still care about the guidices upon his release?

    Reply
  22. JoJoFLL says

    March 22, 2016 at 11:41 am

    Joe has that classic, sweaty, bloated look from using steroids. He’ll detoxing off those also. Because of his age and losing testosterone, expect him to exit prison deflated looking even though he’ll be working out every day.

    Reply
  23. Twilly says

    March 22, 2016 at 12:43 pm

    At least these losers don’t have to worry about who to vote for in the election!

    Reply
    • justanothermary says

      March 22, 2016 at 3:41 pm

      Tre already said she’s voting for Trump. Idiot doesn’t even know she can’t vote this election.

      Reply
    • JoJoFLL says

      March 22, 2016 at 6:37 pm

      In New Jersey, convicted felons regain their right to vote after serving their sentence and parole. She’ll be able to vote in November.

      Reply
      • T D says

        March 22, 2016 at 9:46 pm

        They both share a screw everybody kinda reasoning. It comes down to principles or lack thereof. Birds of a feathet, say shit on all the people you can.rMegalomaniac voting for another of their own kind. This is so rich.

        Reply
      • tamaratattles says

        March 22, 2016 at 11:05 pm

        No she won’t she has two years of supervised release. But do you really think Teresa has ever voted? She’ll never notice the difference.

        Reply
  24. RebeccaBartholow says

    March 22, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    Shud it yous. Yous all like never done no prizzon times. I’m gonna get some sober time now and be out before yous all know it. Badabing.

    Reply
  25. RebeccaBartholow says

    March 22, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    Sorry, turned 50 today and I’m quite a bit loaded.

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      March 22, 2016 at 11:01 pm

      HAPPY 5Oth! Glad you are loaded but don’t fall down and break a hip! xo ~tt

      Reply
  26. Spilledperfume says

    March 23, 2016 at 3:33 am

    Happy birthday Rebecca.

    Reply

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