What do #FelonsByBravo do when they have only 48 hour left of freedom before being sent off of a four year degree? They sell an interview to People magazine!
Joe Giudice who was initially charged with 39 counts of fraud and then the FEDs added two more counts, will begin serving his 41 month sentence, which ironically turned out to be a month for every felony, on Wednesday.
Joe tells People it’s “No big deal” and says that his fellow felonious friends say that the low security prison where he is going is “almost the same as the camp” that is housed on the same grounds. Yeah, he will soon find out the differences between low security and the camp. You know what happens to the people in the camp who fuck up? They get to be bunkies with Joe. And I’ve always seen the charm in Joe that Teresa fell for, no really, I have. But he looks like a guy that sweats a lot and doesn’t place a premium on bathing. Joe would not be an ideal bunkie. He also seems a little soft. That will change.
Joe says, “It’s a military camp is what it is,” he says. “It’s not a high security, and anybody that’s in there is basically people that have already served a lot of time basically working their years to get out. So once you are there if you screw up there, then you go back to high security.” Um Joe, do you even know what a military camp is? Have you ever been in the military? Passed a military inspection? Seen those movies where the military officers look the other way while someone gets a well deserved beat down? This ain’t Camp Cupcake.
“I’m looking at it like rehabilitation for me,” he tells People. “I am not going to be able to drink for a while which is good because I don’t even know when it’s been since I haven’t had a drink. It’s been a long time. Definitely the whole year I definitely drank every day a couple bottles at night just to go to bed.” Detoxing while trying to deal with your first few days in prison. Sounds fun.
So, prison while detoxing, 41 months away from your family followed by likely deportation when your time is up. No big deal. Say hey to Apollo for us! #FelonsbyBravo