Weekends can be great for me because there is not a lot of housewives drama going on and I get to catch up on the shows that only a few of us are watching together. It harkens back to the days when this was a much smaller site. Then Sunday night comes and the madness begins again. So let’s hit the highlights (and lowlights) of this week.
I forgot it was an unconventional materials challenge. These can be really hit or miss. This week, it’s medical supplies. So yuck. Maybe Kini will do a Herve Leger type bandage dress out of ace bandages. That is what I would do. You know, if I could design, or sew. Speaking of people who can’t sew, I hope Sam gets his comeuppance this episode.
I have to be honest. I don’t really remember most of these people’s names, so it is hard to recap the madness in the workroom. Sam won the unconventional challenge on his season. He feels confident.
I kind of love Ken and not just because he could go all insane in the membrane at any moment. He is doing a hose dress and so is Sam. I really need for Ken to pull this off. He can be the villain again later, but for now, he will be my hero if he takes Sam down.
Alexander is going to make the word “surreal” the drinking word, or maybe the glue sniffing word, for this week’s episode. Valerie is trying to make a dress out of cotton swabs. She’s in danger of being to artsy. I sort of remember Stella from previous shows, and what I sort of remember is that she is on the wrong show. I am not sure what the right show is, but this is not it.
Sam is becoming a bitchy queen on this show who seems to think he is doing well on his own merits. It will be hard for anyone to do worse than Stella, but I really hope he pulls that off. Asha is doing the same dress as someone else. NotTimGunn pretty much tells everyone not to be too crafty. Like artsy crafty.
Dom is struggling and Sam and Ken apparently have nothing better to do than stand around and watch her. Stella abandons her alien coat and seems to have nothing.Kini is making a piñata.
Did Layana just tell her model her crotch stinks? Because that is what I got from it. I hope she meant the materials.
Emily’s black and white dress is amazing. I don’t really remember her from her season, and honestly don’t remember seeing this dress. But it’s beautiful. I am very big on black and white though so I may be a bit prejudiced. I would have like it to be more black than white but she puts the black in all the most flattering places.
Mitch is probably going home. His dress looks like what a stripper in Dallas would wear on the pole. All fringe and I don’t even know what those are…stars? He’s totally in the bottom.
Layana is also in the bottom with her weird shorts ensemble. I can’t even explain this to those of you not watching. It’s bad.
Asha insisted on using pink, which I hate but her dress is pretty amazing. The judges might put her in the top, but I don’t know if I will. Surely there is something better.
Kini didn’t impress me either. His dress is made of gloves. I might have liked it if it wasn’t a reverse mullet dress. I’m a conventional hemline kind of girl.
Sam’s outfit is pretty bad. I hate it. He loves it. I could see it going either way with the judges.
Dom. Oh Dom. WTF has happened to you? That is all.
I love Alexander’s dress. He is having regrets and thinks it is to simple. The fit is bad but the concept is good. He should be fine.
Valerie’s Qtip dress is fine. It shouldn’t get her sent home. But really? Cotton swabs? There were worse things.
Stella is unhappy with her dress. I kind of like it. Love the NYC skyline and the bandage skirt. It’s wearable. It’s not high fashion. It’s let me look cute as I hit up TJMaxx.
I love Ken’s dress. I hate is mode and the way she crossed her arms. Why did she do that?
I’d give Ken and Emily the top two and send either Mitchel or Sam home.
The judges send Kini, Dom, Mitchell !!!!!, EMILY!!!!!! and Layana off as safe. Thus eliminating both one of my favorites and my least favorites from the top and bottom. I’m also worried Alexander was not in the middle!
They love Ken though! YAY! They hate Asha’s look. And I hate it more as I see it. Alexander is also in the top. Stella is in the bottom. They love the Q-tip dress. I hate it. Dear God. Some of them love Sam’s dress. OMG. They really love Sam. UGH.
Ken deserves to win this. I hope Stella doesn’t go home just yet, she’s interesting! But I fear she is doomed. Once they found out they couldn’t do avant garde, Stella s fucked.
I hate how much they like Sam. Oh Alexander is on the bottom. OH HELL NO. I will die if Alexander goes home and Sam wins.
HOLY FUCK! KEN WAS ROBBED! ROBBED I TELL YOU! I HATE SAM. WHY DO THEY LOVE HIM SO MUCH?
At least Alexander is safe. Stella goes home. So sad. I like her weird and funky designs. She should have done her hose coat.
Next week: Alexander points out that Sam was flirting with the guest judge. He was, it was something I didn’t bother to tell you but now seems important. Everyone hates Sam. Not just me. Clearly he is sucking some dick. Allegedly. To stay on the show. How good do you need to suck to get a win with that bullshit?